Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi - Verbal Repository

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi Launches Scathing Political Attack On Racist UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown . . .

2010-04-13T02:09:00.001-07:00

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi unflinchingly supports the Ethnic Minority Soldier ( and Brave Victoria Cross Winner ) Johnson Beharry - who publicly said that he Felt Like 'Thumping' the Racist UK Prime Minister , Gordon Brown.

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi strongly believes that the Noble Soldier had every right to Lawfully Express His Feelings.

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi actively encourages all Noble Ethnic Minority Citizens within the UK to (Similarly) Turn Their Backs on the Racist UK Labour Party and it's Half-Wit Political Leader.

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi | Statement On GMC Racism

2010-04-11T07:56:00.000-07:00

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" Most of the Medical Manslaughter Deaths within the United Kingdom are accidentally induced by White Medical Doctors with an Exceptionally High Professional Standard of English Language Skills . . . One of whom incidentally happens to be Graeme Robertson Dawson Catto (a Former President of the General Medical Council) . . .

It is therefore Exceptionally Unfortunate that the General Medical Council is currently waging a Shameless Racist War against (Hard-Working) Foreign Doctors ; most especially when (to date) almost all of Britain's Major Medical Murderers have been White UK Citizens (with Strong GMC Connections) - who gleefully graduated from (Disproportionately-White) UK Medical Schools. "

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Professor Joseph Obi
Leader of Opposition against the General Medical Council

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi Firmly Emasculates The Skeptics !

2010-04-05T09:22:00.001-07:00

Downing Street Alternative Medicine Petition : Final (Closing Results)

* Campaign to increase Central UK Government Support for Complementary and Alternative Medicine (CAM) = 1028 Signatures (Created by Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi)

* Campaign to decrease Central UK Government Support for Complementary and Alternative Medicine (CAM) = 43 Signatures (Created by an Arrogant Bunch of Skeptic Losers)

Verdict : Alternative Medicine Supporters currently outnumber Arrogant Skeptic Scientists ; by a Formidable Factor of almost 20 to 1

Doctor Obi | Statement Due | European Deportation Death

2010-03-19T07:16:00.000-07:00

INTERNATIONAL NEWSFLASH.

It is officially confirmed that Doctor Obi will soon be making a Public Press Statement concerning the recent death of an Impoverished African Citizen ; which sadly occured during an (Allegedly) Inhumane European Deportation Exercise.

Please kindly continue to visit www.obi-1.com for all of the Latest Updates ; in relation to this issue.

Thank You.

Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi Awarded Honorary LLD . . .

2010-02-28T15:23:00.000-08:00

It is confirmed that Professor The Rt Hon Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin) will be graciously enjoying a relatively quiet week of Profound Reflection ; in due preparation for the Upcoming Award of an Honorary Doctorate Degree in Law (LLD) by a Statutorily Accredited University ; as a mark of Formal Recognition of his Momentous International Impact in the Field of Alternative Medicine.

Further Details will be judiciously released ; in due Season .

Dr Joseph Obi : Alternative Medicine Petition : News Update

2010-01-27T03:35:00.001-08:00

Dr Joseph Obi remains perpetually grateful to all those who have already signed his (Personally-Sponsored) Downing Street Petition for Greater UK Government Support for Complementary and Alternative Medicine ; which has just successfully crossed the 750 Signature Mark.

Even though this Amount significantly exceeds the Minimum Required Number for a Formal Prime Ministerial Response ; Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin) formidably encourages everyone to consistently continue to endorse and circulate it throughout the United Kingdom and beyond.

Do Something Amazing : Please Sign This Petition

Thank You.

Royal College of Alternative Medicine Unveils The New RCAM Scholarships Website For Alternative Medicine Candidates

2010-01-16T09:52:00.000-08:00

Royal College of Alternative Medicine has just revamped its International Scholarships Website ; in due response to the very many hundreds of Enquiries about it's Alternative Medicine Programmes.

Please kindly click here to visit the Brand New RCAM (Royal College Of Alternative Medicine) Scholarships Blog.

Thank You

Professor Joseph Obi FRCAM(Dublin)

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi Boldly Attacks Racist UK Journalists

2010-01-15T20:25:00.000-08:00

Black British Politician Joseph Chikelue Obi hereby calls upon All Ethnic Minority Citizens to Immediately Withdraw Patronage from All Newspapers (and Media) which fail to Highlight the Fatal Medical Errors which have been committed by White Medical Doctors ; in the very same way which they Gruesomely Headline the Alleged Clinical Trangressions of Black Medical Doctors.

Further Details are coming soon !

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi : Wikipedia Warning

2010-01-15T17:03:00.000-08:00

Joseph Chikelue Obi : Wikipedia Warning

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi would like to make it abundantly clear that Wikipedia does not have permission to publish anything in relation to any of the following search terms:

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FRCAM (Dublin) Wikipedia - Or any other Entry in relation to either Joseph Chikelue Obi or Royal College of Alternative Medicine or FRCAM(Dublin).

Wikipedia has already been warned about this matter - and I will not hesitate to sue the Living Daylights out of It.

Signed.

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin)

Joseph Chikelue Obi Publicly Defends 1st Lady Iris Robinson

2010-01-13T06:36:00.001-08:00

It is widely reported that the (Outrageously Controversial) Black British Politician , Joseph Chikelue Obi , has humbly asked the Wonderful People of Northern Ireland to patiently give the Embattled Robinson Family Members a decent chance to comprehensively put their very own side of the S.L.U.T (Sex . Lies . Ulster . Teenager) Scandal across.

It is Further Alleged that Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi does not believe (for one single minute) that First Lady Iris Robinson is some sort of Rabid Little Predator.

It Additionally Appears that Dr Chikelue Obi has even gone so far as to brazenly stick his neck out to warmly wish Mrs Robinson an Exceedingly Speedy Recovery.

At the time of this Exceedingly Brief Online Report , Dr Obi had Publicly Appealed for the Following Photograph to be Immediately Withdrawn from Public Circulation ; pending Independent Adjudication on the matter :

FRCAM (Dublin) | Royal College of Alternative Medicine

2010-01-08T17:16:00.001-08:00

Royal College of Alternative Medicine is exceedingly happy to announce arrival of the RCAM Supporters Membership Card ; for those who cannot currently afford the FRCAM(Dublin) Designation.

Candidates who do not presently meet FRCAM(Dublin) Criteria may also consider applying for the RCAM (Royal College of Alternative Medicine) Supporters Card.

Happy New Year and Very Best Wishes.

The Rt Hon Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin)

Dr Obi ||| Sade : I Will Be Your Friend ||| Online Music

2009-12-28T15:13:00.000-08:00

Back-Story : Controversial (Maverick) Black British Politician , Dr Obi , recently hailed the Upcoming Musical Return of Multiple Grammy Award Winner Sade Adu - and also promised to formidably highlight her wonderful music throught the whole of December 2009 , January 2010 and February 2010 .

Sade : I Will Be Your Friend

Doctor Obi | * Sade : War Of The Hearts * | Online Music

2009-12-28T15:10:00.000-08:00

Back-Story : Exceedingly Controversial Black British Politician, Doctor Obi , recently hailed the Upcoming Musical Return of Multiple Grammy Award Winner Sade Adu - and also promised to formidably highlight her wonderful music throught the whole of December 2009 , January 2010 and February 2010 .

Sade : War Of The Hearts

Dr Chikelue Obi | Sade : Tar Baby | Online Music Collection

2009-12-28T15:03:00.000-08:00

Back-Story : Exceedingly Controversial Black British Politician, Dr Chikelue Obi , recently hailed the Upcoming Musical Return of Multiple Grammy Award Winner Sade Adu - and also promised to formidably highlight her wonderful music throught the whole of December 2009 , January 2010 and February 2010 .

Sade : Tar Baby

Doctor Chikelue Obi | Sade : Fear | Online Music Montage

2009-12-28T14:58:00.000-08:00

Back-Story : Highly Controversial Black British Politician, Doctor Chikelue Obi , recently hailed the Upcoming Musical Return of Multiple Grammy Award Winner Sade Adu - and also promised to formidably highlight her wonderful music throught the whole of December 2009 , January 2010 and February 2010 .

Sade : Fear

Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi | Sade : Frankie's First Affair

2009-12-28T14:50:00.001-08:00

Back-Story : Highly Controversial Black British Politician, Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi , recently hailed the Upcoming Musical Return of Multiple Grammy Award Winner Sade Adu - and also promised to formidably highlight her wonderful music throught the whole of December 2009 , January 2010 and February 2010 .

Sade : Frankie's First Affair

Chikelue Obi | * Sade * : Never As Good As The First Time

2009-12-28T14:25:00.000-08:00

Back-Story : Controversial Black British Politician, Chikelue Obi , recently hailed the Upcoming Musical Return of Multiple Grammy Award Winner Sade Adu - and also promised to ethically highlight her wonderful music throught the whole of December 2009 , January 2010 and February 2010 .

Sade : Never As Good As The First Time

Chikelue Obi | Sade : Sally | Online Music Video Repository

2009-12-28T14:19:00.000-08:00

Back-Story : Maverick Black British Politician, Chikelue Obi , recently hailed the Upcoming Musical Return of Multiple Grammy Award Winner Sade Adu - and also promised to ethically highlight her wonderful music throught the whole of December 2009 , January 2010 and February 2010 .

Sade : Sally

Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi | Sade : When Am I Going To Make A Living ? | Online Music Video Repository

2009-12-28T14:13:00.000-08:00

Back-Story : Maverick Black British Politician, Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi , recently hailed the Upcoming Musical Return of Multiple Grammy Award Winner Sade Adu - and also promised to ethically highlight her wonderful music throught the whole of December 2009 , January 2010 and February 2010 .

Sade : When Am I Going To Make A Living ?

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi | Sade : Paradise | Online Video

2009-12-28T14:07:00.001-08:00

Back-Story : Black British Politician, Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , recently hailed the Upcoming Musical Return of Multiple Grammy Award Winner Sade Adu - and also promised to ethically highlight her wonderful music throught the whole of December 2009 , January 2010 and February 2010 .

Sade : Paradise

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi | Sade : Jezebel | Video

2009-12-27T04:11:00.000-08:00

Back-Story : Black British Politician, Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , recently hailed the Upcoming Musical Return of Multiple Grammy Award Winner Sade Adu - and also promised to ethically highlight her wonderful music throught the whole of December 2009 , January 2010 and February 2010 .

Sade : Jezebel

Professor Chikelue Obi | Sade : Like A Tattoo | Online Video

2009-12-27T04:08:00.000-08:00

Back-Story : Black British Politician, Professor Chikelue Obi, recently hailed the Upcoming Musical Return of Multiple Grammy Award Winner Sade Adu - and also promised to ethically highlight her wonderful music throught the whole of December 2009 , January 2010 and February 2010 .

Sade : Like A Tattoo

Prof Chikelue Obi | Sade : Maureen | Online Music Video

2009-12-27T04:05:00.000-08:00

Back-Story : Black British Politician, Prof Chikelue Obi, recently hailed the Upcoming Musical Return of Multiple Grammy Award Winner Sade Adu - and also promised to ethically highlight her wonderful music throught the whole of December 2009 , January 2010 and February 2010 .

Sade : Maureen

Prof Obi | Sade : Is It A Crime ? | Online Music Video

2009-12-27T03:50:00.001-08:00

Back-Story : Black British Politician, Prof Obi, recently hailed the Upcoming Musical Return of Multiple Grammy Award Winner Sade Adu - and also promised to ethically highlight her wonderful music throught the whole of December 2009 , January 2010 and February 2010 .

Sade : Is It A Crime

Professor Obi | Sade : Smooth Operator | Online Video

2009-12-27T03:47:00.000-08:00

Back-Story : Black British Politician , Professor Obi , recently hailed the Upcoming Musical Return of Multiple Grammy Award Winner Sade Adu - and also promised to ethically highlight her wonderful music throught the whole of December 2009 , January 2010 and February 2010 .

Sade : Smooth Operator

Professor Joseph Obi | Sade : Sweetest Taboo | Video

2009-12-27T03:43:00.000-08:00

* Back-Story * : Black British Politician , Professor Joseph Obi , recently hailed the Upcoming Musical Return of Multiple Grammy Award Winner Sade Adu - and also promised to ethically highlight her wonderful music throught the whole of December 2009 , January 2010 and February 2010 .

Sade : Sweetest Taboo

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi | Online Video Repository | Sade : Kiss Of Life | YouTube Pacification Therapy

2009-12-27T00:54:00.000-08:00

* Back-Story * : Black British Politician , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , recently hailed the Upcoming Musical Return of Multiple Grammy Award Winner Sade Adu - and also promised to ethically highlight her music throught the whole of December 2009 , January 2010 and February 2010 .

Sade : Kiss Of Life

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi | Online Video Repository | The Absolutely Fabulous Sade : No Ordinary Love

2009-12-27T00:41:00.001-08:00

Back-Story : Black British Politician , Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , recently hailed the Upcoming Musical Return of Multiple Grammy Award Winner Sade Adu - and also promised to ethically highlight her music throught the whole of December 2009 , January 2010 and February 2010 .

Sade : No Ordinary Love

Joseph Chikelue Obi Welcomes The Showbiz Return Of Sade | Sade Music Video : Love Is Stronger Than Pride

2009-12-27T00:28:00.000-08:00

Sade : Love Is Stronger Than Pride

Formidable Black British Politician Joseph Chikelue Obi has today hailed the Impending Musical Return of Multiple Grammy Award Winner Sade Adu.

To celebrate the event , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi will be firmly laising with a Few Online Entertainment Organizations , to ethically remind the general public of the Fabulous Vocal Talents of the Wonderful Miss Adu.

Further Information will be released shortly - on Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi's Online Verbal Repository.

Royal College of Alternative Medicine | Updated FRCAM(Dublin) Professional Designation Criteria

2009-12-21T07:29:00.000-08:00

It is announced that Royal College of Alternative Medicine is currently updating it's Fellowship Criteria for award of the FRCAM(Dublin) Designation.

Please kindly visit the Official RCAM Website ; for further details.

FRCAM (Dublin) : Approved Professional Definition

2009-12-20T14:28:00.000-08:00

FRCAM(Dublin) : Fellow , Royal College of Alternative Medicine (Dublin)

Redvers Louise | Miss Louise Redvers | Racist UK Journalist | www.LouiseRedvers.blogspot.com | Meet Louise Redvers !

2009-12-10T11:24:00.000-08:00

NEWSFLASH : With effect from the 1st of January 2010 - Please kindly continue to eagerly visit http://louiseredvers.blogspot.com for further information concerning the UK's Most Racist Journalist . . Our One & Only Miss Louise Redvers.

We formidably intend to make an Exceedingly Severe Public Lesson of Her ; so that No Other Xenophobic Journalist will ever ever ever attempt to unlawfully harass Ethnic Minority Doctors again.

Louise Redvers : Racist : Imbecile : Bigot : Whore : Hack !!!

2009-12-10T10:42:00.001-08:00

Further to our recent stories concerning the Obliviously Racist Journalist Louise Redvers , we can gleefully confirm that so many other Ethnic Minority Doctors have equally had similar horrific experiences with her.

To this effect , we are now going to ethically dedicate a sizeable chunk of the years 2010 ,2011 , 2012 , 2013 ,2014 , 2015 and 2016 to Miss Louise Redvers and her Xenophobic Literary Delights.

Infact, such is the Abjectly Corrupt Shamelessness of Miss Redvers , that we might even dedicate a Brand New Blog to her altogether.

Watch this Space , Folks . . . It's (most definitely) going be (very ,very very) big indeed !!!

Professor Joseph Obi : Free Public Lecture Series Oct 2009

2009-10-31T16:18:00.000-07:00

We are exceedingly pleased to announce that the Rt Hon Emeritus International Visiting Professor of Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM), Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi, has just completed his October 2009 Online Alternative Medicine Lecture Series.

All Lectures are publicly posted on the Alternative Medicine Blog (formerly known as the Alternative Medicine Doctor Blog) at www.obi.me.uk.

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi's Public Lecture Schedule for next month (November 2009) will appropriately be made available shortly.

Thank You.

Journalist Louise Redvers News Editor ( Tabloid Headline)

2009-10-31T15:22:00.000-07:00

" We are reliably informed that a one Miss Louise Redvers , ( formerly of the Evening Chronicle Newspaper and currently with the Aberdeen Evening Express News Media Group ) , has sensationally collapsed in total despair - after her shameless sexual escapades relating to a one Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi were shockingly made public ; very many years after she wantonly abused her position as a Journalist and woefully failed to racistly wreck his International Business Empire.

That one particular Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi would very warmly like to ethically wish the said Miss Louise Redvers an exceedingly speedy recovery indeed ; (most especially) pending the upcoming avalanche of further (extremely shocking) horny little revelations about her. "

Back - Story : Louise Redvers : The UK's Filthiest Racist News Journalist !

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi has just received hundreds of complaints that a lot of you have been trying to find my previous posts concerning Louise Redvers ( Yes the Fishy Little Lady of the newcastle Evening Chronicle , Aberdeen Evening Express and other Media Projects) . . .

Upon receiving these complaints , Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi Formally Launched a Forensic Internet Investigation - and was exceedingly horrified to find that Louise Redvers had hired someone to use Black Hat Techniques to Air-Brush Such Posts from the Internet.

To this effect ,they will all now have to be fully republished - as I do not see the reason why Louise Redvers should be so ashamed of her Allegedly Fishy Past ; most especially when she currently makes such a Cushly Little living from Avidly Digging Up Alleged Skeletons in other People's Alleged Cupboards.

Finally (as usual), Dr Joseph Obi would like to warmly wish Louise Redvers - an Exceedingly Happy Halloween Weekend !

Dr Joseph Obi Unanimously Elected Inaugural UKDC Boss

2009-10-31T14:40:00.000-07:00

It is publicly announced that Black British Politician Dr Joseph Obi has just been unanimously elected to Head a Brand New Political Organization called the UK Diversity Caucus (UKDC).

One fundamental role of the UKDC will be to Ethically Laise with the British National Party (together with other Similar Nationalist Entities) ; with the Ultimate Aim of Politically Healing all forms of Racism and Discrimination .

The Indomitable Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi has since decisively swung into Action . . .

Further details will be released shortly.

Blogger Tim Ireland Sex Abuse Allegations Scandal Shocker

2009-10-31T13:48:00.000-07:00

Look Carefully : Do You Know This Very Huge Guy (With An Australian Accent) ?

Further to our recent advice concerning a one Tim Ireland of Thoughtbubble.com and Bloggerheads.com - we are exceedingly shocked to hear that a one Mr Tim Ireland recently had to move his Family to a Safe-House - after some (Alleged) Relatives of the Human Being Who Was Horifically Sexually Assaulted eventually tracked Mr Ireland right down to his Home Address.

Professor Obi never (ever ,ever) loves to rejoice in the Mis-Fortunes of his Enemies - and would therefore like to publicly wish Poor Mr Tim Ireland ( and his SEO - Search Optimization Business) all of the Very Best of Luck in future.

Back - Story : Tim Ireland : Alleged Sexual Predator : Thailand : Bloggerheads.com : Thoughtbubble.com : SEO : Search Engine Optimization : Currently being pursued by Angry Citizens !

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi has just received hundreds of complaints that a lot of you have been trying to find my previous posts concerning Tim Ireland ( Yes the Owner of the Tim Ireland Blog , also known as Bloggerheads or Bloggerheads.com - to be precise.

Upon receiving the complaints , Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi Formally Launched a Forensic Internet Investigation - and was exceedingly horrified to find that Tim Ireland was actually using Black Hat Techniques to Air-Brush Such Posts from the Internet.

To this effect ,they will all now have to be fully republished - as I do not see the reason why Mr Tim Ireland should be so ashamed of his Allegedly Horrific Past ; most especially when he currently makes such a Cushly Little living from Avidly Digging Up Alleged Skeletons in other People's Alleged Cupboards.

Finally (as usual), Dr Joseph Obi would like to warmly wish Tim Ireland (also of Thoughtbubble.com and his other Search Engine Optimization Ventures) - an Exceedingly Happy Halloween Weekend !

Louise Redvers - Evening Express ( Updated News Shocker)

2009-10-31T13:04:00.000-07:00

"A lot of my Exceedingly Cheeky Grampian (Aberdonian - Scottish) Friends in Scotland still continue to ask me whether a one Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi would graciously allow a one Editor Louise Redvers to orally do him the honours , if ever he unexpectedly bumped into her again on a Very Lonely Friday Night on Union Street ; now that the Horny Old Miss Redvers currently works for the Aberdeen Evening Express Newspaper Group.

I warmly (and politely) continue to duly advise them all that that one particular Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi shall ethically continue to leave such passionate little options perfectly open . . . as his speed of Sympathetic Trouser Drop will comprehensively depend on whether her Outrageous Gardnerella Stench has since been industriously tackled by Better Feminine Hygiene and Thorough Medical Supervision . "

Louise Redvers - Ex Evening Chronicle (Journal Scandal Exclusive)

2009-10-31T12:56:00.000-07:00

" I was recently extremely lucky enough to comprehensively speak on the phone with one of the totally disgusted colleagues of Miss Louise Redvers , formerly of the Newcastle Evening Chronicle.

From what I candidly gathered (all in the very best possible taste ,of course) , it would transparently appear that Miss Redvers seemed so obsessed with a one Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , that she irately took it upon herself to fraudulently concoct almost every single fantasist column inch and wayward newspaper editorial about the aforementioned Doctor - even when she was fully advised of her very many inaccuracies , half truths and untruths.

But our good old Louise was certainly never ever going to allow the truth to drably get in the way of a Good Story - or better still , a Mighty Racist Avalanche of Particularly Very Good Stories . . .

Sadly for her though , despite Louise Redvers shamelessly using the name of a one Joseph Chikelue Obi to voraciously sell millions of Tabloid Newspapers (and even win a Parochial Newspaper Award) - poor Miss Louise Redvers never ever managed to break it into the Top Editorial Position within the Trinity Mirror Group which she so madly craved for.

Feeling totally (and deservedly) ashamed of herself, (as I was then shockingly informed) , she then sensationally fled (in tears) from Newcastle all the way up to Aberdeen ; where she was last seen working as a News Editor for the DC Thomson Media Group , in which she is unsurprisingly still yet to produce any Award Winning Tabloid Stories which ever even came close (in terms of Proportionate Media Sales) to those which she callously wrote about a one Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi ."

Louise Redvers - Evening Chronicle (Fabulous Media Article)

2009-10-31T12:55:00.001-07:00

"Had I honestly known that Miss Louise Redvers very many sensational Tabloid Newspaper Articles about me would have ultimately generated so much hassles , I would have obediently dropped my trousers and painfully allowed her to perform quickie fellatio on me . . . when she consistently demanded it in lieu of StoryKill.

From the exceptionally bitter tone of the countless Front Page Headliners which she obsessively wrote about a one Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , it seems comprehensively obvious (without a single doubt) that Hell indeed hath no fury - especially when compared to a (Gardnerella-Scented) Woman who has persistently been scorned. "

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DR JOSEPH CHIKELUE OBI

Tim Ireland Search Engine Optimization SEO | Serious Sexual Crime Allegations Resurface Against ThoughtBubble.com (and Bloggerheads.com) SEO Chief !

2009-10-31T12:20:00.000-07:00

Further to our recent statement on this issue , we have just been reliably informed that the Daily Mail is still firmly pursuing evidence of any possible human connection between a one Mr Tim Ireland of Bloggerheads.com (plus ThoughtBubble.com) and a one Mister Tim Ireland who was secretly deported 5 years ago from Thailand after an Alleged Serious Sexual Offence of the Utmost Repulsive Kind.

Anyone with Vital Information (concerning the case) should please urgently contact the Daily Mail Editorial Desk via either +44 (0) 20 7938 6000 or news@dailymail.co.uk.

Alternatively , all duly concerned individuals may wish to urgently make their evidence directly available to UK Crime Stoppers on +44 (0) 0800 555 111.

Please note that this is a Free Public Services Announcement ; which is in no way related to Tim Ireland's recent (and sustained) malicious attacks on Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi.

Inasmuch as Tim Ireland has corruptly been accepting huge payments to viciously attempt to unlawfully wreck the online reputation of Professor Joseph Obi ; we would like to make it abundantly clear that (Thoughtbubble.com's) Tim Ireland must be deemed to be completely innocent ; pending his conviction in a Competent Court of Law.

Finally, we would like to comprehensively repeat the previously stated fact that Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi warmly wishes Bloggerheads Owner Tim Ireland all the very best in his upcoming Trials and Tribulations.

Professor Joseph Obi is (most certainly) not the type of person who callously rejoices in the Lamentable Misfortunes of his Foes.

Thank You.

Louise Redvers : Very Important Information Update

2009-10-31T12:14:00.000-07:00

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi has just received hundreds of complaints that a lot of you have been trying to find my previous posts concerning Louise Redvers ( Yes the Fishy Little Lady of the newcastle Evening Chronicle , Aberdeen Evening Express and other Media Projects) . . .

Upon receiving these complaints , Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi Formally Launched a Forensic Internet Investigation - and was exceedingly horrified to find that Louise Redvers had hired someone to use Black Hat Techniques to Air-Brush Such Posts from the Internet.

To this effect ,they will all now have to be fully republished - as I do not see the reason why Louise Redvers should be so ashamed of her Allegedly Fishy Past ; most especially when she currently makes such a Cushly Little living from Avidly Digging Up Alleged Skeletons in other People's Alleged Cupboards.

Finally (as usual), Dr Joseph Obi would like to warmly wish Louise Redvers - an Exceedingly Happy Halloween Weekend !

Tim Ireland Bog Seo | Tim Ireland Update

2009-10-31T12:01:00.000-07:00

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi has just received hundreds of complaints that a lot of you have been trying to find my previous posts concerning Tim Ireland ( Yes the Owner of the Tim Ireland Blog , also known as Bloggerheads or Bloggerheads.com - to be precise.

Upon receiving the complaints , Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi Formally Launched a Forensic Internet Investigation - and was exceedingly horrified to find that Tim Ireland was actually using Black Hat Techniques to Air-Brush Such Posts from the Internet.

To this effect ,they will all now have to be fully republished - as I do not see the reason why Mr Tim Ireland should be so ashamed of his Allegedly Horrific Past ; most especially when he currently makes such a Cushly Little living from Avidly Digging Up Alleged Skeletons in other People's Alleged Cupboards.

Finally (as usual), Dr Joseph Obi would like to warmly wish Tim Ireland (also of Thoughtbubble.com and his other Search Engine Optimization Ventures) - an Exceedingly Happy Halloween Weekend !

Joseph Obi : 2014 Euro MP Candidacy : Media Statement

2009-10-31T07:55:00.001-07:00

* Joseph Obi : Political Press Statement *

Dr Joseph Obi has publicly declared his profound personal interest in formidably contesting as a Substantive MEP Candidate ; during the Next European Parliamentary Election.

The Official Obi for Europe Campaign Website of Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi is www.Obi-1.com .

* End of Political Press Statement *

(Team Joseph Obi)

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi Sensationally Defends Oprah !

2009-07-12T00:47:00.000-07:00

Chief Political Strategist of the Alternative Medicine Campaign , Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi, has publicly warned Sponsored (Hatchet - Job) Journalists to Stop Shamelessly Harassing Superstar Oprah Winfrey over her sustained support for Evidence Based Alternative Medicine Interventions.

Speaking in Asia during a Breakfast Meeting Question Session , where he firmly outlined his Strategic Vision for the Alternative Medicine Campaign , Professor Joseph Obi categorically averred :

" As far as RCAM is concerned , Oprah Winfrey , currently exceeds the Baseline Criteria for the Title of Alternative Medicine Doctor.

Oprah is Fully Qualified and Comprehensively Insured to Formidably Heal the Public via Magazines , Radio , Television Screens , Endorsements , Exclusive Merchandize plus other Internet Channels or Outlets ; and from where I am gleefully standing , it would firmly appear that Thousands of Millions of People all over the World happily tune in , (Every Blessed Year) , for their very own Holistic Therapeutic Dose of Highly Effective Oprah Therapy.

It is therefore not within the Fundamental Professional Purview of Certain (Poorly Educated) Skeptic Journalists to sarcastically write her off as some (very sad) sort of (Mentally-Unstable) Wacky Cures Enthusiast ; especially when Dr Winfrey is probably the Most Prolific International Healer of our Modern Clinical Age . "

RCAM Relaunches It's Global Fellowship Training Project !

2009-05-03T03:49:00.000-07:00

RCAM International Press Release :

We are pleased to announce that Royal College of Alternative Medicine (otherwise known as RCAM) is now offering Reduced Online Fellowship Appraisal Fees to FRCAM(Dublin) Applicants or Candidates who permanently work and officially reside in any (or either) of the following Developing Countries , Nations and States :

* Afghanistan * Albania * Algeria * Angola * Antigua * Argentina * Armenia * Azerbaijan * Bangladesh * Barbados * Barbuda * Belarus * Belize * Bhutan * Bolivia * Bosnia-Herzegovina * Botswana * Brazil * Bulgaria * Burkina Faso * Burundi * Cambodia * Cameroon * Central African Republic * Chad * Chile * Colombia * Comoros Islands * Costa Rica * Croatia * Cuba * Czech Rep * Democratic Republic of Congo * Djibouti * Dominica * Dominican Republic * East Timor * Ecuador * Egypt * El Salvador * Equatorial Guinea * Eritrea * Estonia * Ethiopia * Fiji Islands * Gabon * Gambia * Ghana * Grenada * Guatemala * Guinea-Bissau * Guyana * Haiti * Honduras * Hungary * India * Indonesia * Iran * Iraq * Ivory Coast * Jamaica * Jordan * Kazakhstan * Kenya * Kiribati * Kyrgyzstan * Laos * Latvia * Lebanon * Lesotho * Liberia * Libya * Lithuania * Madagascar * Malawi * Malaysia * Maldives * Mali * Marshall Islands * Mauritania * Mauritius * Mexico * Micronesia, Fed. Sts * Moldova * Mongolia * Morocco * Mozambique * Myanmar * Namibia * Nepal * Nicaragua * Niger * Nigeria * North Korea * Oman * Pakistan * Palau * Panama * Papua New Guinea * Paraguay * People's Republic of Benin * People's Republic of China * People's Republic of Congo * Peru * Philippines * Poland * Republic of Cape Verde * Republic of Georgia * Republic of Macedonia * Republic of Yemen * Romania * Russia * Rwanda * Saint Kitts * Saint Vincent * Saint Lucia * Sao Tome & Principe * Saudi Arabia * Senegal * Serbia and Montenegro * Seychelles * Sierra Leone * Slovak Rep * South Africa * Solomon Islands * Somalia * Sri-Lanka * Sudan * Suriname * Swaziland * Syria * Tajikistan * Tanzania * Thailand * Togo * Tonga * Trinidad & Tobago * Tunisia * Turkey * Turkmenistan * Uganda * Ukraine * Uruguay * Uzbekistan * Vanuatu * Venezuela * Vietnam * West Samoa
* Zambia * Zimbabwe

Potential Candidates must comprehensively apply using the Detailed Contact Form on the Official RCAM Website at www.ClinicalSchool.org

Evidence of Permanent Residency will be required , to avail of such a landmark bonus.

Please kindly feel perfectly free to privately contact RCAM , if you ethically feel that we may have erroneously failed to list your Country in the RCAM Reduced Fees Programme.

Thank You very much for your continued encouragement and wonderful support.

We warmly await your RCAM Fellowship Application.

Best Wishes,

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin)

*His Excellency the President of Gambia , Professor (Dr) Yahya Jammeh DCL FRCAM(Dublin), publicly accepting his RCAM Fellowship Certificate from a Highly Distinguished Representative of the Eminent RCAM Provost , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin) ; at State House , Banjul , The Gambia , West Africa , in April 2007.

Tim Ireland SEO | Daily Mail Sex Crime Allegations | Part 2

2009-04-20T08:38:00.000-07:00

Tim Ireland | Daily Mail Newspaper Allegations | Update 1

2009-04-20T08:30:00.000-07:00

We have just been reliably informed that a Top UK Newspaper (The Daily Mail) is currently trying to lawfully establish the legitimate existence of a possible human connection between a one Mr Tim Ireland (Chief SEO Guru) of Bloggerheads.com (plus ThoughtBubble.com) and a one Mister Tim Ireland who was secretly deported 5 years ago from Thailand after an Alleged Sexual Offence of the Utmost Distasteful Kind.

Anyone with Vital Information (concerning the case) should please urgently contact the Daily Mail Editorial Desk via either +44 (0) 20 7938 6000 or news@dailymail.co.uk.

Alternatively , all concerned individuals may wish to urgently make their evidence directly available to UK Crime Stoppers on +44 (0) 0800 555 111.

Please note that this is a Free Public Services Announcement ; which is in no way related to Tim Ireland's recent (and sustained) malicious attacks on Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi.

Inasmuch as Tim Ireland has corruptly been accepting huge payments to viciously attempt to unlawfully wreck the online reputation of Professor Joseph Obi ; we would like to make it abundantly clear that (Thoughtbubble's) Tim Ireland must be deemed to be completely innocent ; pending his conviction in a Competent Court of Law.

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi warmly wishes Bloggerheads Owner Tim Ireland all the very best in his upcoming Trials and Tribulations.

Thank You.

Joseph Obi | | | Quote of the Season | | | Summer 2009

2009-04-19T11:42:00.000-07:00

" No one in the hallowed history of Planet Earth has ever (ever,ever) created anything great - without an awful lot of Controversy . . ."

The Rt Hon Professor Joseph Obi

Rt Hon Dr Joseph Obi | | | | | | | | | Laird Obi of Kincavel

2009-04-10T16:52:00.001-07:00

The Rt Hon Laird Obi of Kincavel

It is announced that The Rt Hon RCAM Provost Dr Joseph Obi was recently officially confirmed as the First-Ever Black British Alternative Medicine Doctor to be formally elevated to the Hereditary Scottish Gentry.

Professor Obi is to henceforth be formally styled as : The Rt Hon Laird Obi of Kincavel

About Dr Joseph Obi | A Few Important Biographical Facts

2009-04-10T16:50:00.001-07:00

*About Dr Joseph Obi

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi is a Qualified Wellness Consultant and Retired Medical Doctor who has successfully passed all steps of the United States Medical Licensing Examination (USMLE) , inclusive of Step 3 (for Permanent Licensure) and the Clinical Skills Assessment (CSA).

His USMLE/FSMB ID is 0-618-064-0 and he presently still maintains Active Physician Practising Licenses in certain countries where he personally chooses to do a lot of Charitable Medical Work.

He has a fully accredited Master of Public Health (MPH) Degree and is also currently the Chief Political Strategist of a Major International Campaign to promote the ethical use of Evidence Based Alternative Medicine.

Kindly endeavour to duly visit either www.ClinicalSchool.org or www.lulu.com/obi for more details about what he is into.

Dr Joseph Obi | Self-Care with Professor Obi | 2009 Edition

2009-04-10T16:47:00.000-07:00

The Online Publicity Team of Celebrity Wellness Author Joseph Obi is exceedingly pleased to warmly announce that the 2009 Edition of Self Care with Professor Obi is now available for immediate purchase and download - as an Alternative Health eBook Publication.

"Take Totally Eclectic Control of your Ultimate Wellness Potential : Become a Fairly Safe Expert in Self-Care and lawfully save yourself a whole lot of money on unnecessary Medical Bills."

Self-Care with Professor Obi is a 'Zipped' Powerpoint Presentation (together with a printable PDF Attachment) which does not (in any way) replace Expert Medical Advice from your Licensed Medical Doctor ; so please thoroughly ensure that you use it sensibly.

Please feel free to expediently send us your full feedback via www.JosephChikelueObi.com .

Thank You

Joseph Chikelue Obi : "Tommy Sheridan is far much better than most UK Politicians . . ."

2009-03-21T05:32:00.000-07:00

Enigmatic Black British Human Rights Warrior , Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi , has publicly backed Controversial Scottish Politician Tommy Sheridan in his bid to stand as an MEP in the upcoming European Parliamentary Elections.

Answering an avalanche of questions during a Scheduled Press Interview , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi decisively said:

"It is my exceedingly forthright opinion that there are (indeed) far much worse people than Tommy Sheridan who are currently happily (and unscrupulously) serving in UK Government at the moment - So I cannot but broadly welcome his purported Euro MP Candidacy and also ethically wish him all of the very best in all of his future endeavours.

Let it therefore be publicly (and unashamedly) known that Tommy Sheridan unflinchingly has the Full Support of Joseph Chikelue Obi - should he ever wish to appropriately avail of it . . . "

Professor Joseph Obi : " Obama Has Really Made Us Proud "

2009-01-22T04:14:00.000-08:00

Eminent Black British Human Rights Activist , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , has privately spoken of the immense joy which he felt when President Barack Obama recently took his Oath of office.

Speaking during a very short phone conversation during the ceremony , an exceedingly joyful Professor Obi said :

" American President Barack Hussein Obama has really (really) really made every single one of us proud . . . very (very) very proud indeed.

God Bless America ."

Mr Tim Ireland ¦ Thoughtbubble ¦ SEO ¦ Black Hat ¦ Bloggerheads ¦ Search Engine Optimization ¦ Additional Statement From Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi

2008-12-20T02:02:00.001-08:00

" Further to my recent online statements , I am extremely overjoyed to progressively report that our ethical retaliation concerning the obliviously shameless antics of Bloggerheads Owner Tim Ireland is now yielding exceedingly substantial fruit ; despite the highly irrelevant fact that Tim Ireland has since taken up post at ThoughtBubble.com .

I therefore firmly repeat my previously published advice that all those who are ultimately wasting 'Oodles (and) of Crispy SEO Funds' on Tim Ireland ,(of Bloggerheads.com or whichever companies that he currently consults for), ethically make a lavish financial donation to Charity (on my behalf) , instead.

Thank You (once again) for all of your fabulous support."

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi

Joseph Obi ¦ " Robert Mugabe is not the most pressing Zimbabwe Problem . . . at the moment "

2008-12-20T01:57:00.000-08:00

Controversial Black British Human Rights Activist , Doctor Joseph Obi , has publicly defended the recently re-elected Zimbabwean President , Dr Robert Mugabe.

Speaking at yet another Private Round Table Discussion on African Affairs , the eclectic Professor Obi bluntly re-iterated :

" It is already on due public record that His Excellency Dr Robert Gabriel Mugabe successfully contested the Zimbabwean Presidential Elections . . . and was duly declared to be the lawful winner of the said 2008 Presidential Election by the Statutorily Competent Zimbabwean Electoral Commission (ZEC) . . . in addition to having also being formally sworn in by the Lord Chief Justice of Zimbabwe (with all of the Supreme Court Justices and Defence Chiefs in tow).

Shocking though these comments may seem , there is actually precious little that anyone out there can really do about it ,(short of either an Assassination or an Invasion or both) ; as Zimbabwe still remains a Sovereign National State in it's very own right.

What Zimbabwe really needs to do right now is widely open it's Doors to Charitable Organizations and defiantly tell Prime Minister Gordon Brown (of the UK) to mind his own bloody business, while Africa seriously tries to resolve the problem just like the AU recently did (under very similar circumstances) in Kenya.

Dr Gordon Brown was never ever elected to be British Prime Minister via any general election in the UK , and he never ever even had the bleeding guts to honourably hold a general election once it dawned upon him that he would most probably lose it !

So what moral right does Gordon Brown now have to challenge the legitimacy of Robert Mugabe on the election issue ?"

When asked how precisely he would solve the problem , Professor Joseph Obi essentially churned out his previous statement on the matter:

"I have never (ever) been comfortable with the idea of Robert Mugabe being the Omnipotent Executive (Presidential) Head of State. Zimbabwe (former Rhodesia) has historically had both a Prime Minister and a Head of State.

My previously publicized solution to this whole wretched quagmire has already been duly implemented ; and essentially involved bringing back the post of Prime Minister of Zimbabwe , and warmly offering it to Morgan Tsvangirai of the MDC - whose political party decisively won the Parliamentary Elections , as officially declared by the ZEC.

My aforementioned plan also allowed Dr Robert Mugabe - who decisively won the Zimbabwean Presidential Elections (as officially declared by the ZEC) to remain as Titular Head of State ; up until the hallowed time when he gracefully gives up the Ghost (which I can assure you will probably not be as long as you think).

My solution also demanded that George W Bush , Gordon Brown and all of the other nosey little busybodies (outside Zimbabwe) should kindly concentrate on the Huge Poverty (and Destitution) in their very own countries - without endlessly meddling in Zimbabwe's Internal Affairs.

An important additionally updated inclusion to the plan specifically relates to the award of Massive Financial (and Administrative) Concessions to those Charitable Organizations which are independently (and ethically) assisting Zimbabwe with various Agricultural Projects , Sanitation (Sewage) Issues , Safe Drinking Water Initiatives , Basic Education Strategies , Micro-Credit Facilities , Public Health Programmes and Medical Services - most especially at the Local (Grassroots) Level.

All that it will maverickly take (in this particular case) to independently oversee this exceptionally difficult time is a Firebrand (Top Level) African Union Mediation Commission made up of Winnie Mandela (of South Africa) , Ibrahim Babangida (of Nigeria) together with Jerry Rawlings (of Ghana) - and the whole Zimbabwean Election Problem will be amicably resolved long before you know it . . . so that ordinary Zimbabweans (out on the streets) will at least be able to afford bread , butter, milk , rice and fish - while all outstanding matters are carefully being ironed out by the Seasoned Mediators.

Africa is more than competent enough to expediently solve it's very own regional problems (Thank you very much). "

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi : " Controversy formidably plays to my Strengths ! "

2008-12-02T11:53:00.000-08:00

Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) Provost and Emeritus Visiting Professor , Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi , has today publicly challenged Critics of Alternative Medicine to be fully prepared for a Fight to the Finish . . .

Speaking after the highly successful relaunch of the Evidence Based Alternative Medicine (EBAM) Online Examination and Revalidation Website ( www.EvidenceBase.org ) , a cheekily grinning Professor Obi robustly quipped :

" Controversy almost always seems to maverickly play to my Strengths.

I therefore warmly relish the totally ethical thought of damnfully taking on very many more Exceptionally Formidable Roles in future ."

Dr. Joseph Chikelue Obi ¦ " I am humbly destined for Greatness . . . "

2008-12-02T11:14:00.000-08:00

Controversial Black British Anti-Racism Campaigner , and Chief Regulator of the Medical Licensing Commission (MLC) , Professor Joseph Obi , has decisively brushed aside (GMC-sponsored) rumours that he is highly bitter and exceedingly vexatious.

Reacting to further General Medical Council Allegations that he is ruthlessly adopting a Vengeful Prima Donna (Diva) Attitude towards it and it's Top Regulatory Staff , a visibly flabberghasted Professor Obi firmly stated :

" I am ultimately destined for far much greater things than the General Medical Council (and it's Morbidly Racist Principles thereof).

Let the General Medical Council therefore thirstily drink of it's very own Bile if it nastily wishes to do so . . . 'Cos I (most certainly) ain't Bitter (in the very least , indeed).

All that I candidly seek is Justice . . . Pure and Simple . . ."

Doctor Joseph Obi ¦ " Vexatious Moi ? . . ."

2008-12-02T11:05:00.000-08:00

Leader of Opposition against the General Medical Council and Chief Regulator of the Medical Licensing Commission (MLC) , Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi, has openly denied being vexatious with the General Medical Council.

Responding to General Medical Council Allegations that he is ruthlessly adopting a 'Totally Vexatious Attitude' to it and it's Staff , a monumentally shocked Professor Obi swiftly retorted :

"Vexatious , Moi ? . . . Surely you jest ?

It is the GMC which is the Racist Vexatious Party here - and the GMC bloody well knows it !

I am just a Poor Little Black Guy who ultimately wants the GMC to ethically change for the better - and I will certainly not rest until the Racist GMC permanently stops harassing Rebellious Ethnic Minority Doctors like me .

If the GMC sensationally feels that Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi is an extremely serious threat to it's statutory authority , then it better go think again . . . for Joseph Chikelue Obi is (most certainly) not the one who the GMC should really be afraid of . . . especially at at time when there are very many thousands of (Racially Abused) Ethnic Minority Doctors out there . . . many of whom are exceedingly ready to mercilessly pounce upon the GMC whenever the need arises . . ."

Doctor Joseph Obi publicly defends Hollywood MegaStar Britney Spears . . .

2008-12-02T10:38:00.000-08:00

Celebrity Alternative Medicine Guru and Wellness FM Judge , Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi , has publicly defended Superstar Britney Spears over her recent trials and tribulations.

Speaking in exceedingly rapid response to countless questions posed during a recent Social Event, the totally electrifying Professor Obi said :

" Forget about the X-Factor Show.

My tender heart sincerely goes out to Britney during this exceedingly delicate period for her.

In my humble personal opinion , Miss Spears almost always tries her utmost to do her very best ; and I warmly hope that (one day) most people will really (really , really) appreciate her for the very wonderful person who she undoubtedly is. "

Joseph Chikelue Obi ¦ "Alternative Medicine Doctors will soon start targeting the Business Interests of those who are harassing them . . ."

2008-12-01T02:42:00.000-08:00

Chief Political Strategist of the Alternative Medicine Campaign , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi, has publicly warned that Alternative Medicine Doctors will soon be formidably unleashing an international avalanche of online retalitatory attacks on the Commercial Interests of those who have been harassing their livelihoods.

Speaking in response to questions concerning his Strategic Vision for the Alternative Medicine Campaign in year 2009 , Professor Obi said:

" 2009 will definitely be a year of Total Attack . . . A year of Formidable Retaliation.

Gone are those days when Alternative Medicine Professionals would simply just quietly sit back and allow Natural Justice to calmly come to pass.

For every ruthless act of online harassment against Alternative Medicine Doctors, the affected Professionals will decisively respond with 100 times the impact of the Initial Act of harassment.

Every single one of those Skeptics who have been filthily wrecking the Livelihoods of Alternative Medicine Doctors (across the globe) must now be thoroughly prepared to comprehensively bear the ultimate fiscal consequences of such exceptionally silly actions ; irrespective of wherever they may be on the Planet . "

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi ¦ Alternative Health Campaign ¦ 2009 Schedule.

2008-12-01T02:34:00.000-08:00

It is announced that the Unstoppable Chief Political Strategist of the Alternative Health Campaign , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi, is to soon set out his vision for the 2009 Series of the Alternative Medicine Campaign.

Further details will be released in due course.

Thank You.

Alternative Medicine Campaign Team.

Mister Tim Ireland ¦ Thoughtbubble ¦ SEO ¦ Black Hat ¦ Bloggerheads ¦ Search Engine Optimization ¦ Updated Statement From Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi

2008-11-30T05:54:00.000-08:00

" Further to yesterday's momentously triumphant statement , I am extremely overjoyed to additionally report that our ethical retaliation concerning the obliviously shameless antics of Bloggerheads Owner Tim Ireland will formidably continue ; despite the highly irrelevant fact that Tim Ireland has since taken up post at ThoughtBubble.com .

As far as I am duly concerned , it is in the public interest that those who are doing business with Tim Ireland are fully informed of his Black Hat SEO Techniques - so that they can swiftly contact other Black Hat SEO Firms to get a far better deal at a much cheaper price.

I therefore firmly (and decisively) repeat my previously published advice that all those who are ultimately wasting 'Oodles (and) of Crispy SEO Funds' on Tim Ireland ,(of Bloggerheads.com or whichever companies that he currently consults for), ethically make a lavish financial donation to Charity (on my behalf) , instead.

Thank You (once again) for all of your totally inspirational support."

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi

Tim Ireland ¦ SEO ¦ Search Engine Optimization ¦ Statement From Dr Joseph Obi

2008-11-29T11:40:00.000-08:00

" I am extremely overjoyed to humbly report that the obliviously shameless antics of Bloggerheads Owner Tim Ireland have been fundamentally wrecked ; thus eclectically bringing to an end the utterly untrue myth that Tim Ireland is the (undisputed) King of Search Engine Optimization (SEO) Strategies.

I warmly advise all those who are foolishly wasting 'Oodles (and) of SEO Cash' on Tim Ireland ,(of Bloggerheads.com), to ethically make a lavish financial donation to Charity (on my behalf) , instead.

Thank You .

Dr Joseph Obi"

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi ¦ Alternative Medicine Book Club ¦ Christmas 2008 ¦ New Year 2009 ¦ Buy Now !

2008-11-29T10:38:00.000-08:00

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin) is exceedingly delighted to ethically provide you with the following Publications List for the upcoming 2008 - 2009 Yuletide Season.

Happy Reading and Best Wishes.

Joseph Obi ¦ Bloggerheads ¦ Quackery ¦ Quackometer ¦ Netcetera ¦ Update 2

2008-11-29T10:19:00.000-08:00

The Alternative Medicine Campaign is exceedingly pleased to humbly announce that Alternative Medicine Strongman , Dr Joseph Obi , will now be offering (cost-effective) SEO Consultancy Services to all those Alternative Medicine Practitioners who have been adversely affected by the Netcetera (Former) Hosted Network of Andy Lewis of the Quackometer Blog and the myriad of websites run by Bloggerheads Owner Tim Ireland

Further updates (relating to Doctor Joseph Obi ¦ Quackometer ¦ Netcetera ¦ Bloggerheads ¦ Quackery ) will be released quite shortly . . .

Alternative Medicine Campaign Team.

Joseph Obi ¦ Quackometer ¦ Netcetera ¦ Bloggerheads ¦ Quackery ¦ Update 1

2008-11-29T10:01:00.000-08:00

The Alternative Medicine Campaign is exceedingly pleased to humbly announce that Alternative Medicine Strongman Joseph Obi , has decisively decimated the (Former) Netcetera Hosted Network of Andy Lewis of the Quackometer Blog.

We are also extremely overjoyed to ethically report that the obliviously shameless antics of Bloggerheads Owner Tim Ireland have also been comprehensively wrecked too ; thus eclectically bringing to an end the utterly untrue myth that Tim Ireland is the (Self-Proclaimed) King of Search Engine Optimization (SEO) Strategies.

We warmly advise all those who are foolishly paying 'Oodles of SEO Cash' to Tim Ireland (Bloggerheads.com) and Andy Lewis (Quackometer.net) to go spend their (hard-earned) cash someplace else.

Further weekly updates (relating to Professor Joseph Obi ¦ Quackometer ¦ Netcetera ¦ Bloggerheads ¦ Quackery ) are coming soon . . .

Alternative Medicine Campaign Team.

Joseph Obi pens a 'Poem Royal' for the 60th Birthday Celebration of Alternative Medicine Enthusiast HRH Prince Charles . . .

2008-11-25T12:32:00.000-08:00

Dear Charles,

Birthdays come and go each year,

Today is yours, so don’t you fear.

Long may you reign and reign and reign,

Again and again and again and again.

Best Wishes,

Joseph

Professor Joseph Obi
Chief Political Strategist
The Alternative Medicine Campaign

Dr Joseph Obi ¦ 1000000 Free UK Mobile Phones ¦ Christmas 2008 Bonanza

2008-11-25T11:57:00.000-08:00

Wellness FM Judge , DoctorJoseph Obi , is exceedingly pleased to announce that the UK Division of the NHS Alternative Medicine Campaign is ethically promoting One Million Free Mobile Phones to all UK Residents ; with immediate effect.

This FREE OFFER is subject to both Status and Contract. Those who do not meet Basic Criteria may be asked for a Security Deposit . (This is to prevent those who live outside the UK from shipping them abroad).

Please Kindly Click Here to grab yours ;if you live within the United Kingdom !

Merry Christmas in advance ! Further Offers are coming Soon !

*This public announcement is ethically brought to you in league with both the NHS Alternative Medicine Campaign and the International Alternative Medicine Campaign.

Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin) | " Save Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross . . . Sign this Petition ! "

2008-10-29T09:57:00.000-07:00

Please Click Here To Sign The Petition !

We, the undersigned call on the BBC to turn blame on the "Andrew Sachs" incident away from Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross, and instead onto whoever green-lighted the show.

We also wish that Jonathan Ross' and Russell Brand's careers will continue just as before this started.

Please Click Here To Sign The Petition !

Thank You.

Doctor Joseph Chikelue ObiFRCAM(Dublin)

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi defers LLD Degree Course , as Thousands enquire about the Brand New Alternative Medicine Prefix Title Designation . . .

2008-10-25T04:28:00.000-07:00

*INTERNATIONAL PRESS RELEASE ::: FOR IMMEDIATE GLOBAL DISTRIBUTION

It is publicly announced that , Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin) , has , (with immediate effect) , formally postponed his Part-Time LLD (Doctor of Laws) Degree Study Programme Ambitions until the Late Autumn of next year (2009).

This will fully enable Professor Obi to ethically focus a huge amount of his attention on the New Alternative Medicine Doctor Prefix Title Designation ; which is now set to cause Profound Regulatory Pandemonium throughout the world.

More details will emerge quite shortly.

*END OF INTERNATIONAL PRESS RELEASE :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi is still the (Undisputed) Most Controversial Qualified Medical Doctor on the Planet . . .

2008-10-24T05:22:00.001-07:00

For the Second Year Running , it has just been confirmed that the Totally Unstoppable Dr Joseph Obi, still remains the most searched about Medical Doctor on the Internet.

Here is a tiny little recap of precisely what the Powers-That-Be really (really) think about Medical Licensing Commission (MLC) Chief Regulator Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin) :

"The first thing which momentously strikes you about Joseph Chikelue Obi is his totally unique ability to effortlessly mingle where Angels even fear to tread.

That Guy is Fearless - Absolutely Fearless."

- Permanent Secretary , British Government , Whitehall , London

"Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi is a Survivor , not a Saint "

- Tabloid Newspaper Editor , Europe.

"Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi is Solid Living Proof that a Fully Qualified Medical Doctor can still be successful in countless other professional areas outside the field of Orthodox Clinical Medicine."

- University Vice Chancellor

"Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi spells very (very) serious trouble for us - He must be stopped immediately !"

-General Medical Council (GMC) Boss , London , UK

"Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi will probably go down in history as the Most Intrepid Medical Rebel of all time . . ."

- British Medical Association (BMA) Stalwart

"Joseph Chikelue Obi is simply unstoppable ; whatever anyone tries to do to him.

If you really can't handle that fact , then go take a flying leap into the Grand Canyon or someplace else"

- Seasoned International Diplomat

"At last we now have a Black British Doctor who is not afraid of holding the General Medical Council to account for all of it's racist atrocities over the past few centuries - Long live Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi"

- Ethnic Minority Leader , National Health Service (NHS)

"I simply cannot believe that you are just going to sit there smiling and let all of these Racists get away with this. Press charges against both them and the GMC , for heaven's sake. Sue them all . . . Do Something before they ruin you !!! "

- The totally embarrassed Senior Northumbria Police Officer who carefully verified all of Professor Joseph Obi 's Qualifications and gave him a clean bill of health , after a (Headline Hungry) Racist Newspaper Journalist (with very strong links to the UK Most Racist Political Party) conned him (and many others) into thinking that Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi was an UberQuack.

Joseph Chikelue Obi declares W.A.R. on Racism . . .

2008-10-24T05:12:00.000-07:00

Firebrand Black British Human Rights Activist , Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , has publicly defended the choice of the acronym W.A.R for his peaceful campaign against Racism.

Speaking via Satellite Phone , Professor Doctor Joseph Obi said :

" W.A.R. is an acronym which simply stands for War Against Racism.

Although it is the only Catchy Abbreviation which appropriately reflects the Current Mood of Ethnic Minority Communities in the UK at the moment ; anyone who (either remotely or otherwise) thinks that it will be a highly destructive armed struggle is highly mis-informed.

The W.A.R Campaign will be very (very) Peaceful - but also very (very) Active and very (very) Effective . . . "

Dr Joseph Obi : "Tim Ireland (The Chief Scumbag of Bloggerheads.com) has certainly met his match , this time around . . ."

2008-10-24T04:26:00.000-07:00

" The very next time that the exceedingly greedy (and morbidly disgusting) Mr Tim Ireland of Bloggerheads.com is corruptly approached to consistently stalk and harass the living daylights out of a one Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi (in return for a few thousand crispy little filthy american dollars) , the Bloggerheads Dumbhead must seriously think thrice ; because that very same Professor Joseph Obi will defiantly respond with more than a hundred million thunderbolts of Lightening , in rapid sensational succession . "

Joseph Obi : "Tim Ireland (Bloggerheads) has his grubby little nose up my Gluteus . . . Again ! "

2008-10-24T02:04:00.000-07:00

" It sadly seems that Tim Ireland of Bloggerheads.com never knows when to throw in the Towel , these days.

Despite his self-proclaimed prowess in SEO Marketing , our Poor Bloggerheads Guru has still comprehensively failed to pack the Lethal Google Punch which he was heavily paid to deliver well over a year ago.

As previously stated , If the muscular physique of a one Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi is what a one Mr Tim Ireland desperately needs to perform his four knuckle shuffle at 6 am every blessed morning, then so be it.

I certainly can't begrudge him his regular daily wank.

Inasmuch as Tim Ireland remains perfectly free to stick his grubby little nose up my (exceedingly clean) Gluteus for as long as he likes ; he shouldn't be seen to throw a Prissy Little Hissy-Fit if ever he unexpectedly receives a (Highly Liberating) Fart in is Face . . . or Something (Far Much) Revoltingly Worse . . . "

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi | "Reports of my Death are Greatly Exaggerated . . ."

2008-10-18T10:27:00.000-07:00

To Whom It May Concern :

I have just been extremely privileged to read exceedingly tragic internet news relating to the purported 'Untimely Death' of a certain Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin) ; which was supposed to have swiftly occured when my Red Mercedes Sportscar was said to have sensationally plunged off the summit of an oblivious coastal ravine - somewhere in Monaco , about 72 hours ago .

This is Totally Erroneous Arrant Nonsense and (Comprehensively Unreliable) Morbid Internet Garbage.

I have never ever been to Monte Carlo in my life - and my Mercedes Coupe is still elegantly parked in it's Garage.

The last time I looked in the mirror before me (about six seconds ago) , I was still breathing .

Best Wishes,

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin)

* ( Alive . . . and Kicking ! ! ! )

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi Condemns Paparazzi Over Lindsay Lohan Intrusions . . .

2008-10-18T03:30:00.000-07:00

Alternative Medicine Strongman and Highly Controversial Wellness FM Reality Show Judge , Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , has strongly urged the Paparazzi to stop harassing the living daylights out of Celebrity Hollywood Actress Lindsay Lohan.

Responding to a very diverse range of topics in Paris - during a recent extended holiday abroad , Professor Obi said:

" There are far much more important things to report about than the Exceedingly Intimate Private Life of Miss Lindsay Lohan.

I therefore publicly (and firmly) urge the Headline-Hungry (Very,Very Naughty) Bad Ass Media Establishment to urgently leave the Lovely Little Girl (and Her Pretty Partner) alone. "

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi Reactivates GMC Abolition Network

2008-10-17T05:11:00.000-07:00

INTERNATIONAL PRESS STATEMENT FROM DR JOSEPH CHIKELUE OBI ::: FOR IMMEDIATE MEDIA DISTRIBUTION AND SYNDICATION

It is announced that the Abolish the General Medical Council (GMC) Campaign is hereby revived ; with Immediate Effect.

Hundreds of Ethnic Minority Doctors within the United Kingdom are currently being viciously terrorized by the GMC every single week ; and the time is therefore ripe for the worldwide reactivation of our formidable operations.

END OF PRESS STATEMENT

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi - Ain't No Mountain High Enough . . .

2008-09-21T12:12:00.000-07:00

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi is currently juggling his upcoming LLD (Doctor of Law) Degree Studies with a few other High Profile Appointments - and be back sometime during the Late Spring of 2009.

In the interim , this website will hopefully be undergoing a major technological upgrade , with the intricate integration of Live Video Streaming Components for his upcoming Online Reality Show.

Enjoy !

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi defends Reality Megastar Jade Goody . . .

2008-08-20T01:14:00.000-07:00

Controversial Black British Anti-Racism Campaigner and Wellness FM Reality TV Show Judge, Professor Joseph Obi, has publicly defended Reality Television Megastar Miss Jade Goody , whose Public Diagnosis of Cervical Cancer recently made Sensational International Headlines.

Speaking quite candidly on the issue , Doctor Obi said :

"Jade Goody is probably the most Iconic Reality TV Star in modern history.

She is also exceedingly well advised as to (precisely) how to use whatever she has at hand to decisively get what she wants.

Jade Goody is neither a Racist nor a Dumbhead either - She is the Grand Old Duchess of the exceedingly delicate art of Tabloid Media Manipulation. "

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi - "GMC has no power over MLC" . . .

2008-08-18T10:39:00.000-07:00

FOR IMMEDIATE DISTRIBUTION : INTERNATIONAL PRESS RELEASE

" Over the past few weeks ,(or so) , I have received very many hundreds of emails from countless Tabloid Journalists who claim that Wreckless Busybodies at the General Medical Council (GMC) have been advising them that the Medical Licensing Commission is somehow subject to the racist whims (and filthy caprices) of the GMC.

I would therefore like to make it abundantly clear (to all and sundry) that the Medical Licensing Commission is the Paramount Regulatory Body for a whole new Clinical Profession altogether.

As far as our brand new profession is concerned - the Medical Licensing Commission lies FAR ABOVE the General Medical Council - in every (regulatory) manner, way, shape or form.

MLC Licenses are strictly awarded to MLC Consultants in the MLC's independent kind of Evidence Based (Clinical) Alternative Medicine - and they have absolutely nothing to do with GMC Registered Medical Practitioner Licenses (which deal with statutorily regulated Conventional Orthodox Clinical Medicine).

The General Medical Council does not own any exclusive monopoly rights to the word Medicine ; and neither does the GMC hold any exclusive rights over the 'Doctor' Title either.

In fact ; the lawful possession of a General Medical Council License does not mean anything to the Medical Licensing Commission - and Vice Versa.

I sincerely hope that this exceedingly blunt statement fundamentally clarifies this issue. "

Professor (Dr) Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin)

Chief Regulator , Medical Licensing Commission

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi - My Favourite Things (Part 3 - YouTubing) : Exclusive From Wellness FM

2008-08-17T11:56:00.000-07:00

*Excerpts from upcoming Video Release:

Wellness FM : Doctor Obi , what precisely is your favourite YouTube Video of all time - currently ?

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi : At the present moment , it definitely has to be Hero - As beautifully sung by Luciano Pavarotti and Mariah Carey . . . Watch it and see for yourself . . .

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi - My Favourite Things (Part 2 - Tim Ireland of Bloggerheads ) : Exclusive From Wellness FM

2008-08-17T10:19:00.000-07:00

*Excerpts from upcoming Video Release:

Wellness FM : Professor Obi - We have it on firm record that you recently made some rather stimulating comments about a one Mr Tim Ireland from Bloggerheads . These comments really seem to be exciting quite a lot of Bloggers on the Internet. Would you like to say something further on the issue ?

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi : I think that Tim Ireland has some sort of crush on me - and I really do not blame him for being that way. I am an exceedingly sexy man - and as far as I am concerned , Tim Ireland is perfectly entitled to surround his bedroom with Beautiful Topless Photographs of me. If the muscular physique of a one Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi is what Mr Tim Ireland desperately needs to perform his four knuckle shuffle at 6 am every blessed morning, then so be it. I certainly can't begrudge him his regular daily wank . . .

Wellness FM : Are you publicly insinuating that Tim Ireland of Bloggerheads might be sexually obsessed with you - like some sort of Rabidly Deranged Stalker ?

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi : Bien Sur , Monsieur . . . Such an explanation is perfectly plausible and totally possible . . . From the actual manner that Tim Ireland writes about me , there does palpably seem to be some sort of Obliviously Depraved Sexual Undertone therein . . . But that is the Crucifixion Cross which I boldly have to bear for being such a Sensational Alpha Male.

Wellness FM : Do you have anything to say directly to Tim Ireland of Bloggerheads (who will most certainly get to read this)?

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi : I would warmly like to advise Omega Male Tim Ireland to try keeping his hairy little legs together while pervertedly pleasuring himself at my ultimate human expense . . . to avoid permanently soiling his pink satin sheets , of course !

*All Rights Reserved : Wellness FM

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi - My Favourite Things (Part 1 - Singapore ) : Exclusive From Wellness FM

2008-08-17T08:58:00.000-07:00

*Excerpts from upcoming Video Release:

Wellness FM : You've been almost all around the world , Professor Obi - but where exactly is your Favourite Tourist Destination ?

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi : It definitely has to be Singapore. I simply just love the place , the food and the people . Singapore is fabulous - absolutely fabulous !

Wellness FM : Isn't Singapore a little bit too tiny for a Globetrotter like you ? Were you not bored after spending a few days (or so) out there ?

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi : Bored , Moi ? Surely you jest ? In my opinion , Singapore is never ever boring. The Country never sleeps - and (even if I did get mildly deflated) there still is that very lovely KTM Express Train which takes you straight into Malaysia from where you can effortlessly shimmie right onto either Penang or Kuala Lumpur , depending on your schedule. No visa hassles for British Citizens either.

Wellness FM : What don't you like about Singapore ? Surely there must be something ?

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi : I love absolutely everything about Singapore - The Tropical Weather can definitely be outrageously hot and humid sometimes . . . But that's the non-negotiable price which you have to pay for having such a very wonderful time out there !

*All Rights Reserved : Wellness FM

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi - Alternative Medicine Trainee Course - Glasgow

2008-08-14T07:53:00.000-07:00

" Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi can also be found here . . . confidently bellowing from the podium - with ethical professional prowess . . ."

" Eat your hearts out , Skeptics . . . "

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi : " The New Alternative Medicine Prefix Title Will Cause Massive Professional Pandemonium . . ."

2008-08-08T02:49:00.000-07:00

"A lot of exceptionally bitter skeptics (out there) foolishly seem to think that my statutory acquisition of the Key Intellectual Property Rights to Royal College of Alternative Medicine was the greatest political coup of my entire life.

Let them carefully think again : For Lo and Behold , something greater than Royal College of Alternative Medicine is just about to manifest itself on very the 1st day of November 2008.

The New Alternative Medicine Prefix Title will be so damn sensational that it will maverickly (but lawfully) attempt to turn the whole-wide-world on it's head , in total professional pandemonium - and there will be precious little that any single one of those wretched little naysayers will actually be able to legally do about it.

So do kindly watch this space , Ye Profound Skeptic Doubters of Exceedingly Little Faith . . . for the absolutely unstoppable Joseph Chikelue Obi is just about to strike again ! "

Press Update : Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi says Brand New Professional Title for International Alternative Medicine Doctors is in the Pipeline . . .

2008-07-05T05:04:00.000-07:00

Chief Executive Officer of Royal College Of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , has publicly advised all International Alternative Medicine Doctors to carefully put aside the equivalent of the sum of £999 (Nine Hundred and Ninety Nine GBP Pounds Sterling) for a Brand New Title in Alternative Medicine ; which will soon be launched on a global scale.

Speaking in London at the commencement of a Formidable International Speaking Tour , Professor Obi said:

" Something amazing is soon about to happen in the world of Alternative Medicine , and I warmly advise all International Alternative Medicine Doctors to carefully put aside the equivalent of the sum of £999 (Nine Hundred and Ninety Nine GBP Pounds Sterling) ; for a Brand New Professional Title in Evidence Based Alternative Medicine , which is due to be publicly unveiled sometime before the very end of this Year ".

Louise Redvers (Ex Evening Chronicle Reporter) Sensationally Collapses - As Shocking Sex Scandal Unceremoniously Explodes In Her Face !

2008-05-30T08:17:00.000-07:00

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi Launches Alternative Medicine Affiliate Programme ::: Commercial Advert ::: More Hilarious Obi Quotes Are Coming Soon . . .

2008-05-28T19:32:00.000-07:00

Newsflash: Royal College of Alternative Medicine Summer Fellowship Commission Bonanza

We are momentously pleased to warmly announce that for the months of June , July and August 2008 ; all current Alternative Medicine Affiliates of Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi will duly be entitled to earn a one-off Bonus of US$500 ( Five Hundred American Dollars) for every Fully Paid Up RCAM Fellow who they ethically refer.

Kindly visit the Alternative Medicine Affiliate Network of Dr Joseph Obi ; for further details.

About the Alternative Medicine Affiliate Network:

Royal College of Alternative Medicine Strongman Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi is presently hiring Internet Business Affiliates for the ethical viral marketing of the 2009 International Editions of his Self Care Publications.

All seriously interested candidates with an exceedingly formidable track record in online sales and networking should kindly click here to contact him without delay.

Your current Linkedin Profile must have at least five hundred (500) connections plus five recommendations , before your application will be considered ; as your Validated Linkedin Profile will officially serve as your CV (Resume).

Remuneration Payment (Commission) is permanently fixed at 25% of your net generated revenue.

Wednesday is the designated Payday - Every Blessed Week.

All commissions will be processed electronically.

Thank you.

Professor Obi v Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi - A Tinsy Winsy Little Paragraph relating to Tim Ireland , Crown Prince of Bloggerheads . . .

2008-05-26T16:58:00.000-07:00

" The precise moment when a one Professor (Dr) Joseph Chikelue Obi became totally convinced that he had indeed ultimately reached Uber-Celebrity , Online Status , was when he metaphorically woke up (one boring winter's morning) to pleasurably discover the firm , exploratory tongue of a one Mr Tim Ireland (a.k.a Manic Lord of Bloggerheads) fervently stuck up his gluteus - voraciously rimming away with wanton (stalker-like) impunity . . ."

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi v Professor Obi - Collateral Quackometer Publicity

2008-05-26T16:21:00.000-07:00

"Collateral Global Publicity from the most recent Quackometer Blog Shutdown has delightfully served the online reputation of a one Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi exceedingly well indeed . . .

That very same Professor (Dr) Joseph Chikelue Obi still warmly relishes the utterly mischievous thought of summarily replicating the Landmark Quackometer Event ; sometime again . . . in the not-too-distant (earthly) future."

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi versus Dr Joseph Obi - Quackometer Duck Stew

2008-05-25T16:10:00.000-07:00

"Further to my recent (widely publicized) comments concerning Mr Andrew Lewis of the Quackometer Blog , and his Mother's Purulently Dripping , Gaping Perineum . . . I wish to very humbly state that it was Andy Lewis who came after me and my innocent family first.

To this effect , I have hereby publicly resolved to voraciously go after him (and the deep , wide , bag of stinking fulminating pus which rottenly begat him) . . . in the very same way that he has viciously gone after me and my innocent family.

Rest assured that (a one) Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi will definitely not stop verbally pummelling that wretched little Quackometer Duck - until every damned morsel of it's flesh is appropriately stewed to perfection . "

Joseph Chikelue Obi V Joseph Obi - How to OutQuack the Quackometer )

2008-05-23T22:46:00.000-07:00

"Successfully Outquacking that wretched little Defamatory Quackometer Blog (of Mr Andy Lewis) is as easy as ABC : All that you really need to have is massive amounts of patience , guts and stamina - Just like a one Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi . . .

First - Temporarily get the Quackometer Blog summarily shut down (or speedily dumped by it's Web Hosting Company) . . . in full public view (for maximum powerplay effect).

Then - Brazenly sit back and effortlessly enjoy Free Lifelong Publicity from all those morbidly delusioned Quackometer Ducklings ; most of who will never ever (ever) be able to comprehensively get over the woeful shame of such a (totally mesmerizing) public hammering !

Finally - Always remember to (very ,very) politely invoke the Quackometer's (phallus-faced) mother's purulently dripping perineum ; if ever the monumentally deranged Andrew Lewis crazily comes after your very own family . . ."

Louise Redvers (Aberdeen Evening Express) - Part 3 of the Joseph Chikelue Obi affair . . .

2008-05-21T07:47:00.000-07:00

"A lot of my Cheeky Grampian Friends in Scotland still continue to ask me whether a one Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi would graciously allow a one Editor Louise Redvers to orally do him the honours , if ever he unexpectedly bumped into her again on a Very Lonely Friday Night on Union Street ; now that the Horny Old Miss Redvers currently works for the Aberdeen Evening Express Newspaper.

I warmly (and politely) continue to duly advise them all that that one particular Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi shall ethically continue to leave such passionate little options perfectly open . . . as his speed of Sympathetic Trouser Drop will comprehensively depend on whether her Outrageous Gardnerella Stench has since been industriously tackled by Better Feminine Hygiene and Thorough Medical Supervision . "

Louise Redvers (Ex Evening Chronicle Reporter) - Part 2

2008-05-19T01:27:00.000-07:00

" I was recently lucky enough to speak on the phone to one of the totally disgusted colleagues of Miss Louise Redvers , formerly of the Newcastle Evening Chronicle.

From what I candidly gathered (all in the very best possible taste ,of course) , it would transparently appear that Miss Redvers seemed so obsessed with a one Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , that she irately took it upon herself to fraudulently concoct almost every single fantasist column inch and wayward newspaper editorial about the aforementioned Doctor - even when she was fully advised of her very many inaccuracies , half truths and untruths.

But our good old Louise was certainly never ever going to allow the truth to drably get in the way of a Good Story - or better still , a Mighty Racist Avalanche of Particularly Very Good Stories . . .

Sadly for her though , despite Louise Redvers shamelessly using the name of a one Joseph Chikelue Obi to voraciously sell millions of Tabloid Newspapers (and even win a Parochial Newspaper Award) - poor Miss Louise Redvers never ever managed to break it into the Top Editorial Position within the Trinity Mirror Group which she so madly craved for.

Feeling totally ashamed of herself, (as I was then shockingly informed) , she then sensationally fled (in tears) from Newcastle all the way up to Aberdeen ; where she was last seen working as a News Editor for the DC Thomson Media Group , in which she is unsurprisingly still yet to produce any Award Winning Tabloid Stories which ever even came close (in terms of Proportionate Media Sales) to those which she callously wrote about a one Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi ."

Louise Redvers (Ex Newcastle Chronicle Journalist) : Part 1 * : Hell Knoweth No Fury . . .

2008-05-18T14:19:00.000-07:00

"Had I honestly known that Miss Louise Redver's very many sensational Tabloid Newspaper Articles about me would have ultimately generated so much hassles , I would have obediently dropped my trousers and painfully allowed her to perform quickie fellatio on me . . . when she consistently demanded it in lieu of StoryKill.

From the exceptionally bitter tone of the countless Front Page Headliners which she obsessively wrote about a one Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , it seems comprehensively obvious (without a single doubt) that Hell indeed hath no fury - especially when compared to a (Gardnerella-Scented) Woman who has persistently been scorned. "

Sir Anthony Joseph Francis O' Reilly (Irish Independent) : Part 2 * - The Irrevocable 'Obi' Curse . . .

2008-04-30T00:27:00.001-07:00

"Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) currently pays proportionately far more Irish Income Taxes than a one Mr Anthony Joseph Francis O'Reilly (himself) - yet the morbidly shameless Artful Tax Dodger still has the Purulent Brazen Audacity to use his Xenophobic Irish Independent Newspaper to publicly claim that RCAM does not exist.

I therefore sincerely hope (and spiritually pray) that he ultimately dies a very slow and exceedingly painful death indeed - as his non-negotiable punishment from the Great Almighty One "

Scumbag Tony O Reilly ( Irish Independent Boss ) : Part 1 *

2008-04-29T23:00:00.000-07:00

" I knew that I had really arrived on the Global Political Scene when I flatteringly heard that Media Xenophobe-in-Chief Sir Tony O Reilly had personally given his blessing to one of his Racist Journalists at the Irish Independent Group to run an utterly useless Headline Article about a one Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi and Royal College of Alternative Medicine . . . even when they all fully well knew that Royal College of Alternative Medicine legally outsourced most of it's operations and was also duly incorporated and trademarked under Irish Law.

The people who they claimed they had interviewed for the article have defiantly sworn that they never said anything anywhere near what the Irish Independent fraudulently wrote, and the whole article itself decisively bears the hallmarks of a Klu Klux Klan Hatchet Job

Never mind , I shall calmly retaliate by publicly putting the Perma-Tanned , Slanderous Scumbag (and Tax Dodging Son-of-a-Bitch) in his right and proper place , at my very own personal leisure - and will effortlessly continue to do so until he contritely coughs up appropriate financial compensation."

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi | " The Most Maverick Public Speaker of the 21st Century "

2008-04-29T07:35:00.000-07:00

Hello Fans,

This is just a very short message to warmly inform you all that I am always available for Public Speaking Engagements anywhere on the Planet.

Do not hesitate to contact me anytime via my New Public Speaking Website if ever the need arises.

Thank you for all of your fabulous support.

Lots of Love,

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Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi