" I was recently lucky enough to speak on the phone to one of the totally disgusted colleagues of Miss Louise Redvers , formerly of the Newcastle Evening Chronicle.
From what I candidly gathered (all in the very best possible taste ,of course) , it would transparently appear that Miss Redvers seemed so obsessed with a one Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , that she irately took it upon herself to fraudulently concoct almost every single fantasist column inch and wayward newspaper editorial about the aforementioned Doctor - even when she was fully advised of her very many inaccuracies , half truths and untruths.
But our good old Louise was certainly never ever going to allow the truth to drably get in the way of a Good Story - or better still , a Mighty Racist Avalanche of Particularly Very Good Stories . . .
Sadly for her though , despite Louise Redvers shamelessly using the name of a one Joseph Chikelue Obi to voraciously sell millions of Tabloid Newspapers (and even win a Parochial Newspaper Award) - poor Miss Louise Redvers never ever managed to break it into the Top Editorial Position within the Trinity Mirror Group which she so madly craved for.
Feeling totally ashamed of herself, (as I was then shockingly informed) , she then sensationally fled (in tears) from Newcastle all the way up to Aberdeen ; where she was last seen working as a News Editor for the DC Thomson Media Group , in which she is unsurprisingly still yet to produce any Award Winning Tabloid Stories which ever even came close (in terms of Proportionate Media Sales) to those which she callously wrote about a one Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi ."
