Louise Redvers (Ex Evening Chronicle Reporter) Sensationally Collapses - As Shocking Sex Scandal Unceremoniously Explodes In Her Face !

" We are reliably informed that a one Miss Louise Redvers , ( formerly of the Evening Chronicle Newspaper and currently with the Aberdeen Evening Express News Media Group ) , has sensationally collapsed in total despair - after her shameless sexual escapades relating to a one Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi were shockingly made public ; very many years after she wantonly abused her position as a Journalist and woefully failed to racistly wreck his International Business Empire.

That one particular Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi would very warmly like to ethically wish the said Miss Louise Redvers an exceedingly speedy recovery indeed ; (most especially) pending the upcoming avalanche of further (extremely shocking) horny little revelations about her. "