I have just been extremely privileged to read exceedingly tragic internet news relating to the purported 'Untimely Death' of a certain Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin) ; which was supposed to have swiftly occured when my Red Mercedes Sportscar was said to have sensationally plunged off the summit of an oblivious coastal ravine - somewhere in Monaco , about 72 hours ago .
This is Totally Erroneous Arrant Nonsense and (Comprehensively Unreliable) Morbid Internet Garbage.
I have never ever been to Monte Carlo in my life - and my Mercedes Coupe is still elegantly parked in it's Garage.
The last time I looked in the mirror before me (about six seconds ago) , I was still breathing .
Best Wishes,
Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin)
* ( Alive . . . and Kicking ! ! ! )
