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As previously stated , If the muscular physique of a one Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi is what a one Mr Tim Ireland desperately needs to perform his four knuckle shuffle at 6 am every blessed morning, then so be it.
I certainly can't begrudge him his regular daily wank.
Inasmuch as Tim Ireland remains perfectly free to stick his grubby little nose up my (exceedingly clean) Gluteus for as long as he likes ; he shouldn't be seen to throw a Prissy Little Hissy-Fit if ever he unexpectedly receives a (Highly Liberating) Fart in is Face . . . or Something (Far Much) Revoltingly Worse . . . "
