The Alternative Medicine Campaign is exceedingly pleased to humbly announce that Alternative Medicine Strongman , Dr Joseph Obi , will now be offering (cost-effective) SEO Consultancy Services to all those Alternative Medicine Practitioners who have been adversely affected by the Netcetera (Former) Hosted Network of Andy Lewis of the Quackometer Blog and the myriad of websites run by Bloggerheads Owner Tim Ireland
Further updates (relating to Doctor Joseph Obi ¦ Quackometer ¦ Netcetera ¦ Bloggerheads ¦ Quackery ) will be released quite shortly . . .
Alternative Medicine Campaign Team.
Showing posts with label Quackometer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Quackometer. Show all posts
Saturday, 29 November 2008
Joseph Obi ¦ Quackometer ¦ Netcetera ¦ Bloggerheads ¦ Quackery ¦ Update 1
The Alternative Medicine Campaign is exceedingly pleased to humbly announce that Alternative Medicine Strongman Joseph Obi , has decisively decimated the (Former) Netcetera Hosted Network of Andy Lewis of the Quackometer Blog.
We are also extremely overjoyed to ethically report that the obliviously shameless antics of Bloggerheads Owner Tim Ireland have also been comprehensively wrecked too ; thus eclectically bringing to an end the utterly untrue myth that Tim Ireland is the (Self-Proclaimed) King of Search Engine Optimization (SEO) Strategies.
We warmly advise all those who are foolishly paying 'Oodles of SEO Cash' to Tim Ireland (Bloggerheads.com) and Andy Lewis (Quackometer.net) to go spend their (hard-earned) cash someplace else.
Further weekly updates (relating to Professor Joseph Obi ¦ Quackometer ¦ Netcetera ¦ Bloggerheads ¦ Quackery ) are coming soon . . .
Alternative Medicine Campaign Team.
We are also extremely overjoyed to ethically report that the obliviously shameless antics of Bloggerheads Owner Tim Ireland have also been comprehensively wrecked too ; thus eclectically bringing to an end the utterly untrue myth that Tim Ireland is the (Self-Proclaimed) King of Search Engine Optimization (SEO) Strategies.
We warmly advise all those who are foolishly paying 'Oodles of SEO Cash' to Tim Ireland (Bloggerheads.com) and Andy Lewis (Quackometer.net) to go spend their (hard-earned) cash someplace else.
Further weekly updates (relating to Professor Joseph Obi ¦ Quackometer ¦ Netcetera ¦ Bloggerheads ¦ Quackery ) are coming soon . . .
Alternative Medicine Campaign Team.
Sunday, 25 May 2008
Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi versus Dr Joseph Obi - Quackometer Duck Stew
"Further to my recent (widely publicized) comments concerning Mr Andrew Lewis of the Quackometer Blog , and his Mother's Purulently Dripping , Gaping Perineum . . . I wish to very humbly state that it was Andy Lewis who came after me and my innocent family first.
To this effect , I have hereby publicly resolved to voraciously go after him (and the deep , wide , bag of stinking fulminating pus which rottenly begat him) . . . in the very same way that he has viciously gone after me and my innocent family.
Rest assured that (a one) Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi will definitely not stop verbally pummelling that wretched little Quackometer Duck - until every damned morsel of it's flesh is appropriately stewed to perfection . "
To this effect , I have hereby publicly resolved to voraciously go after him (and the deep , wide , bag of stinking fulminating pus which rottenly begat him) . . . in the very same way that he has viciously gone after me and my innocent family.
Rest assured that (a one) Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi will definitely not stop verbally pummelling that wretched little Quackometer Duck - until every damned morsel of it's flesh is appropriately stewed to perfection . "
Friday, 23 May 2008
Joseph Chikelue Obi V Joseph Obi - How to OutQuack the Quackometer )
"Successfully Outquacking that wretched little Defamatory Quackometer Blog (of Mr Andy Lewis) is as easy as ABC : All that you really need to have is massive amounts of patience , guts and stamina - Just like a one Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi . . .
First - Temporarily get the Quackometer Blog summarily shut down (or speedily dumped by it's Web Hosting Company) . . . in full public view (for maximum powerplay effect).
Then - Brazenly sit back and effortlessly enjoy Free Lifelong Publicity from all those morbidly delusioned Quackometer Ducklings ; most of who will never ever (ever) be able to comprehensively get over the woeful shame of such a (totally mesmerizing) public hammering !
Finally - Always remember to (very ,very) politely invoke the Quackometer's (phallus-faced) mother's purulently dripping perineum ; if ever the monumentally deranged Andrew Lewis crazily comes after your very own family . . ."
First - Temporarily get the Quackometer Blog summarily shut down (or speedily dumped by it's Web Hosting Company) . . . in full public view (for maximum powerplay effect).
Then - Brazenly sit back and effortlessly enjoy Free Lifelong Publicity from all those morbidly delusioned Quackometer Ducklings ; most of who will never ever (ever) be able to comprehensively get over the woeful shame of such a (totally mesmerizing) public hammering !
Finally - Always remember to (very ,very) politely invoke the Quackometer's (phallus-faced) mother's purulently dripping perineum ; if ever the monumentally deranged Andrew Lewis crazily comes after your very own family . . ."
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