"Further to my recent (widely publicized) comments concerning Mr Andrew Lewis of the Quackometer Blog , and his Mother's Purulently Dripping , Gaping Perineum . . . I wish to very humbly state that it was Andy Lewis who came after me and my innocent family first.
To this effect , I have hereby publicly resolved to voraciously go after him (and the deep , wide , bag of stinking fulminating pus which rottenly begat him) . . . in the very same way that he has viciously gone after me and my innocent family.
Rest assured that (a one) Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi will definitely not stop verbally pummelling that wretched little Quackometer Duck - until every damned morsel of it's flesh is appropriately stewed to perfection . "
