Friday, 23 May 2008

Joseph Chikelue Obi V Joseph Obi - How to OutQuack the Quackometer )

"Successfully Outquacking that wretched little Defamatory Quackometer Blog (of Mr Andy Lewis) is as easy as ABC : All that you really need to have is massive amounts of patience , guts and stamina - Just like a one Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi . . .

First - Temporarily get the Quackometer Blog summarily shut down (or speedily dumped by it's Web Hosting Company) . . . in full public view (for maximum powerplay effect).

Then - Brazenly sit back and effortlessly enjoy Free Lifelong Publicity from all those morbidly delusioned Quackometer Ducklings ; most of who will never ever (ever) be able to comprehensively get over the woeful shame of such a (totally mesmerizing) public hammering !


Finally - Always remember to (very ,very) politely invoke the Quackometer's (phallus-faced) mother's purulently dripping perineum ; if ever the monumentally deranged Andrew Lewis crazily comes after your very own family . . ."