Joseph Obi : "Tim Ireland (Bloggerheads) has his grubby little nose up my Gluteus . . . Again ! "

" It sadly seems that Tim Ireland of Bloggerheads.com never knows when to throw in the Towel , these days.

Despite his self-proclaimed prowess in SEO Marketing , our Poor Bloggerheads Guru has still comprehensively failed to pack the Lethal Google Punch which he was heavily paid to deliver well over a year ago.

As previously stated , If the muscular physique of a one Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi is what a one Mr Tim Ireland desperately needs to perform his four knuckle shuffle at 6 am every blessed morning, then so be it.

I certainly can't begrudge him his regular daily wank.

Inasmuch as Tim Ireland remains perfectly free to stick his grubby little nose up my (exceedingly clean) Gluteus for as long as he likes ; he shouldn't be seen to throw a Prissy Little Hissy-Fit if ever he unexpectedly receives a (Highly Liberating) Fart in is Face . . . or Something (Far Much) Revoltingly Worse . . . "

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi defends Reality Megastar Jade Goody . . .

Controversial Black British Anti-Racism Campaigner and Wellness FM Reality TV Show Judge, Professor Joseph Obi, has publicly defended Reality Television Megastar Miss Jade Goody , whose Public Diagnosis of Cervical Cancer recently made Sensational International Headlines.

Speaking quite candidly on the issue , Doctor Obi said :


"Jade Goody is probably the most Iconic Reality TV Star in modern history.

She is also exceedingly well advised as to (precisely) how to use whatever she has at hand to decisively get what she wants.

Jade Goody is neither a Racist nor a Dumbhead either - She is the Grand Old Duchess of the exceedingly delicate art of Tabloid Media Manipulation. "

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi - My Favourite Things (Part 1 - Singapore ) : Exclusive From Wellness FM

*Excerpts from upcoming Video Release:


Wellness FM : You've been almost all around the world , Professor Obi - but where exactly is your Favourite Tourist Destination ?

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi : It definitely has to be Singapore. I simply just love the place , the food and the people . Singapore is fabulous - absolutely fabulous !



Wellness FM : Isn't Singapore a little bit too tiny for a Globetrotter like you ? Were you not bored after spending a few days (or so) out there ?

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi : Bored , Moi ? Surely you jest ? In my opinion , Singapore is never ever boring. The Country never sleeps - and (even if I did get mildly deflated) there still is that very lovely KTM Express Train which takes you straight into Malaysia from where you can effortlessly shimmie right onto either Penang or Kuala Lumpur , depending on your schedule. No visa hassles for British Citizens either.



Wellness FM : What don't you like about Singapore ? Surely there must be something ?

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi : I love absolutely everything about Singapore - The Tropical Weather can definitely be outrageously hot and humid sometimes . . . But that's the non-negotiable price which you have to pay for having such a very wonderful time out there !

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