*Excerpts from upcoming Video Release:
Wellness FM : Professor Obi - We have it on firm record that you recently made some rather stimulating comments about a one Mr Tim Ireland from Bloggerheads . These comments really seem to be exciting quite a lot of Bloggers on the Internet. Would you like to say something further on the issue ?
Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi : I think that Tim Ireland has some sort of crush on me - and I really do not blame him for being that way. I am an exceedingly sexy man - and as far as I am concerned , Tim Ireland is perfectly entitled to surround his bedroom with Beautiful Topless Photographs of me. If the muscular physique of a one Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi is what Mr Tim Ireland desperately needs to perform his four knuckle shuffle at 6 am every blessed morning, then so be it. I certainly can't begrudge him his regular daily wank . . .
Wellness FM : Are you publicly insinuating that Tim Ireland of Bloggerheads might be sexually obsessed with you - like some sort of Rabidly Deranged Stalker ?
Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi : Bien Sur , Monsieur . . . Such an explanation is perfectly plausible and totally possible . . . From the actual manner that Tim Ireland writes about me , there does palpably seem to be some sort of Obliviously Depraved Sexual Undertone therein . . . But that is the Crucifixion Cross which I boldly have to bear for being such a Sensational Alpha Male.
Wellness FM : Do you have anything to say directly to Tim Ireland of Bloggerheads (who will most certainly get to read this)?
Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi : I would warmly like to advise Omega Male Tim Ireland to try keeping his hairy little legs together while pervertedly pleasuring himself at my ultimate human expense . . . to avoid permanently soiling his pink satin sheets , of course !
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