" I knew that I had really arrived on the Global Political Scene when I flatteringly heard that Media Xenophobe-in-Chief Sir Tony O Reilly had personally given his blessing to one of his Racist Journalists at the Irish Independent Group to run an utterly useless Headline Article about a one Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi and Royal College of Alternative Medicine . . . even when they all fully well knew that Royal College of Alternative Medicine legally outsourced most of it's operations and was also duly incorporated and trademarked under Irish Law.
The people who they claimed they had interviewed for the article have defiantly sworn that they never said anything anywhere near what the Irish Independent fraudulently wrote, and the whole article itself decisively bears the hallmarks of a Klu Klux Klan Hatchet Job
Never mind , I shall calmly retaliate by publicly putting the Perma-Tanned , Slanderous Scumbag (and Tax Dodging Son-of-a-Bitch) in his right and proper place , at my very own personal leisure - and will effortlessly continue to do so until he contritely coughs up appropriate financial compensation."
