Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin) | " Save Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross . . . Sign this Petition ! "

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We, the undersigned call on the BBC to turn blame on the "Andrew Sachs" incident away from Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross, and instead onto whoever green-lighted the show.

We also wish that Jonathan Ross' and Russell Brand's careers will continue just as before this started.

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Thank You.

Doctor Joseph Chikelue ObiFRCAM(Dublin)

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi defers LLD Degree Course , as Thousands enquire about the Brand New Alternative Medicine Prefix Title Designation . . .

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It is publicly announced that , Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin) , has , (with immediate effect) , formally postponed his Part-Time LLD (Doctor of Laws) Degree Study Programme Ambitions until the Late Autumn of next year (2009).

This will fully enable Professor Obi to ethically focus a huge amount of his attention on the New Alternative Medicine Doctor Prefix Title Designation ; which is now set to cause Profound Regulatory Pandemonium throughout the world.

More details will emerge quite shortly.


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Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi is still the (Undisputed) Most Controversial Qualified Medical Doctor on the Planet . . .

For the Second Year Running , it has just been confirmed that the Totally Unstoppable Dr Joseph Obi, still remains the most searched about Medical Doctor on the Internet.

Here is a tiny little recap of precisely what the Powers-That-Be really (really) think about Medical Licensing Commission (MLC) Chief Regulator Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin) :


"The first thing which momentously strikes you about Joseph Chikelue Obi is his totally unique ability to effortlessly mingle where Angels even fear to tread.

That Guy is Fearless - Absolutely Fearless."

- Permanent Secretary , British Government , Whitehall , London


"Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi is a Survivor , not a Saint "

- Tabloid Newspaper Editor , Europe.


"Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi is Solid Living Proof that a Fully Qualified Medical Doctor can still be successful in countless other professional areas outside the field of Orthodox Clinical Medicine."

- University Vice Chancellor


"Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi spells very (very) serious trouble for us - He must be stopped immediately !"

-General Medical Council (GMC) Boss , London , UK


"Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi will probably go down in history as the Most Intrepid Medical Rebel of all time . . ."

- British Medical Association (BMA) Stalwart


"Joseph Chikelue Obi is simply unstoppable ; whatever anyone tries to do to him.

If you really can't handle that fact , then go take a flying leap into the Grand Canyon or someplace else"

- Seasoned International Diplomat


"At last we now have a Black British Doctor who is not afraid of holding the General Medical Council to account for all of it's racist atrocities over the past few centuries - Long live Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi"

- Ethnic Minority Leader , National Health Service (NHS)


"I simply cannot believe that you are just going to sit there smiling and let all of these Racists get away with this. Press charges against both them and the GMC , for heaven's sake. Sue them all . . . Do Something before they ruin you !!! "

- The totally embarrassed Senior Northumbria Police Officer who carefully verified all of Professor Joseph Obi 's Qualifications and gave him a clean bill of health , after a (Headline Hungry) Racist Newspaper Journalist (with very strong links to the UK Most Racist Political Party) conned him (and many others) into thinking that Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi was an UberQuack.

Joseph Chikelue Obi declares W.A.R. on Racism . . .

Firebrand Black British Human Rights Activist , Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , has publicly defended the choice of the acronym W.A.R for his peaceful campaign against Racism.

Speaking via Satellite Phone , Professor Doctor Joseph Obi said :


" W.A.R. is an acronym which simply stands for War Against Racism.

Although it is the only Catchy Abbreviation which appropriately reflects the Current Mood of Ethnic Minority Communities in the UK at the moment ; anyone who (either remotely or otherwise) thinks that it will be a highly destructive armed struggle is highly mis-informed.

The W.A.R Campaign will be very (very) Peaceful - but also very (very) Active and very (very) Effective . . . "

Dr Joseph Obi : "Tim Ireland (The Chief Scumbag of Bloggerheads.com) has certainly met his match , this time around . . ."

" The very next time that the exceedingly greedy (and morbidly disgusting) Mr Tim Ireland of Bloggerheads.com is corruptly approached to consistently stalk and harass the living daylights out of a one Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi (in return for a few thousand crispy little filthy american dollars) , the Bloggerheads Dumbhead must seriously think thrice ; because that very same Professor Joseph Obi will defiantly respond with more than a hundred million thunderbolts of Lightening , in rapid sensational succession . "

Joseph Obi : "Tim Ireland (Bloggerheads) has his grubby little nose up my Gluteus . . . Again ! "

" It sadly seems that Tim Ireland of Bloggerheads.com never knows when to throw in the Towel , these days.

Despite his self-proclaimed prowess in SEO Marketing , our Poor Bloggerheads Guru has still comprehensively failed to pack the Lethal Google Punch which he was heavily paid to deliver well over a year ago.

As previously stated , If the muscular physique of a one Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi is what a one Mr Tim Ireland desperately needs to perform his four knuckle shuffle at 6 am every blessed morning, then so be it.

I certainly can't begrudge him his regular daily wank.

Inasmuch as Tim Ireland remains perfectly free to stick his grubby little nose up my (exceedingly clean) Gluteus for as long as he likes ; he shouldn't be seen to throw a Prissy Little Hissy-Fit if ever he unexpectedly receives a (Highly Liberating) Fart in is Face . . . or Something (Far Much) Revoltingly Worse . . . "

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi | "Reports of my Death are Greatly Exaggerated . . ."

To Whom It May Concern :

I have just been extremely privileged to read exceedingly tragic internet news relating to the purported 'Untimely Death' of a certain Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin) ; which was supposed to have swiftly occured when my Red Mercedes Sportscar was said to have sensationally plunged off the summit of an oblivious coastal ravine - somewhere in Monaco , about 72 hours ago .

This is Totally Erroneous Arrant Nonsense and (Comprehensively Unreliable) Morbid Internet Garbage.

I have never ever been to Monte Carlo in my life - and my Mercedes Coupe is still elegantly parked in it's Garage.

The last time I looked in the mirror before me (about six seconds ago) , I was still breathing .

Best Wishes,

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin)

* ( Alive . . . and Kicking ! ! ! )

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi Condemns Paparazzi Over Lindsay Lohan Intrusions . . .

Alternative Medicine Strongman and Highly Controversial Wellness FM Reality Show Judge , Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , has strongly urged the Paparazzi to stop harassing the living daylights out of Celebrity Hollywood Actress Lindsay Lohan.

Responding to a very diverse range of topics in Paris - during a recent extended holiday abroad , Professor Obi said:

" There are far much more important things to report about than the Exceedingly Intimate Private Life of Miss Lindsay Lohan.

I therefore publicly (and firmly) urge the Headline-Hungry (Very,Very Naughty) Bad Ass Media Establishment to urgently leave the Lovely Little Girl (and Her Pretty Partner) alone. "

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi Reactivates GMC Abolition Network

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It is announced that the Abolish the General Medical Council (GMC) Campaign is hereby revived ; with Immediate Effect.

Hundreds of Ethnic Minority Doctors within the United Kingdom are currently being viciously terrorized by the GMC every single week ; and the time is therefore ripe for the worldwide reactivation of our formidable operations.

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