Louise Redvers (Ex Evening Chronicle Reporter) Sensationally Collapses - As Shocking Sex Scandal Unceremoniously Explodes In Her Face !

" We are reliably informed that a one Miss Louise Redvers , ( formerly of the Evening Chronicle Newspaper and currently with the Aberdeen Evening Express News Media Group ) , has sensationally collapsed in total despair - after her shameless sexual escapades relating to a one Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi were shockingly made public ; very many years after she wantonly abused her position as a Journalist and woefully failed to racistly wreck his International Business Empire.

That one particular Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi would very warmly like to ethically wish the said Miss Louise Redvers an exceedingly speedy recovery indeed ; (most especially) pending the upcoming avalanche of further (extremely shocking) horny little revelations about her. "

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Professor Obi v Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi - A Tinsy Winsy Little Paragraph relating to Tim Ireland , Crown Prince of Bloggerheads . . .

" The precise moment when a one Professor (Dr) Joseph Chikelue Obi became totally convinced that he had indeed ultimately reached Uber-Celebrity , Online Status , was when he metaphorically woke up (one boring winter's morning) to pleasurably discover the firm , exploratory tongue of a one Mr Tim Ireland (a.k.a Manic Lord of Bloggerheads) fervently stuck up his gluteus - voraciously rimming away with wanton (stalker-like) impunity . . ."

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi v Professor Obi - Collateral Quackometer Publicity

"Collateral Global Publicity from the most recent Quackometer Blog Shutdown has delightfully served the online reputation of a one Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi exceedingly well indeed . . .

That very same Professor (Dr) Joseph Chikelue Obi still warmly relishes the utterly mischievous thought of summarily replicating the Landmark Quackometer Event ; sometime again . . . in the not-too-distant (earthly) future."

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi versus Dr Joseph Obi - Quackometer Duck Stew

"Further to my recent (widely publicized) comments concerning Mr Andrew Lewis of the Quackometer Blog , and his Mother's Purulently Dripping , Gaping Perineum . . . I wish to very humbly state that it was Andy Lewis who came after me and my innocent family first.

To this effect , I have hereby publicly resolved to voraciously go after him (and the deep , wide , bag of stinking fulminating pus which rottenly begat him) . . . in the very same way that he has viciously gone after me and my innocent family.

Rest assured that (a one) Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi will definitely not stop verbally pummelling that wretched little Quackometer Duck - until every damned morsel of it's flesh is appropriately stewed to perfection . "

Joseph Chikelue Obi V Joseph Obi - How to OutQuack the Quackometer )

"Successfully Outquacking that wretched little Defamatory Quackometer Blog (of Mr Andy Lewis) is as easy as ABC : All that you really need to have is massive amounts of patience , guts and stamina - Just like a one Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi . . .

First - Temporarily get the Quackometer Blog summarily shut down (or speedily dumped by it's Web Hosting Company) . . . in full public view (for maximum powerplay effect).

Then - Brazenly sit back and effortlessly enjoy Free Lifelong Publicity from all those morbidly delusioned Quackometer Ducklings ; most of who will never ever (ever) be able to comprehensively get over the woeful shame of such a (totally mesmerizing) public hammering !


Finally - Always remember to (very ,very) politely invoke the Quackometer's (phallus-faced) mother's purulently dripping perineum ; if ever the monumentally deranged Andrew Lewis crazily comes after your very own family . . ."

Louise Redvers (Aberdeen Evening Express) - Part 3 of the Joseph Chikelue Obi affair . . .

"A lot of my Cheeky Grampian Friends in Scotland still continue to ask me whether a one Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi would graciously allow a one Editor Louise Redvers to orally do him the honours , if ever he unexpectedly bumped into her again on a Very Lonely Friday Night on Union Street ; now that the Horny Old Miss Redvers currently works for the Aberdeen Evening Express Newspaper.

I warmly (and politely) continue to duly advise them all that that one particular Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi shall ethically continue to leave such passionate little options perfectly open . . . as his speed of Sympathetic Trouser Drop will comprehensively depend on whether her Outrageous Gardnerella Stench has since been industriously tackled by Better Feminine Hygiene and Thorough Medical Supervision . "

Louise Redvers (Ex Evening Chronicle Reporter) - Part 2

" I was recently lucky enough to speak on the phone to one of the totally disgusted colleagues of Miss Louise Redvers , formerly of the Newcastle Evening Chronicle.

From what I candidly gathered (all in the very best possible taste ,of course) , it would transparently appear that Miss Redvers seemed so obsessed with a one Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , that she irately took it upon herself to fraudulently concoct almost every single fantasist column inch and wayward newspaper editorial about the aforementioned Doctor - even when she was fully advised of her very many inaccuracies , half truths and untruths.


But our good old Louise was certainly never ever going to allow the truth to drably get in the way of a Good Story - or better still , a Mighty Racist Avalanche of Particularly Very Good Stories . . .

Sadly for her though , despite Louise Redvers shamelessly using the name of a one Joseph Chikelue Obi to voraciously sell millions of Tabloid Newspapers (and even win a Parochial Newspaper Award) - poor Miss Louise Redvers never ever managed to break it into the Top Editorial Position within the Trinity Mirror Group which she so madly craved for.

Feeling totally ashamed of herself, (as I was then shockingly informed) , she then sensationally fled (in tears) from Newcastle all the way up to Aberdeen ; where she was last seen working as a News Editor for the DC Thomson Media Group , in which she is unsurprisingly still yet to produce any Award Winning Tabloid Stories which ever even came close (in terms of Proportionate Media Sales) to those which she callously wrote about a one Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi ."

Louise Redvers (Ex Newcastle Chronicle Journalist) : Part 1 * : Hell Knoweth No Fury . . .

"Had I honestly known that Miss Louise Redver's very many sensational Tabloid Newspaper Articles about me would have ultimately generated so much hassles , I would have obediently dropped my trousers and painfully allowed her to perform quickie fellatio on me . . . when she consistently demanded it in lieu of StoryKill.

From the exceptionally bitter tone of the countless Front Page Headliners which she obsessively wrote about a one Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , it seems comprehensively obvious (without a single doubt) that Hell indeed hath no fury - especially when compared to a (Gardnerella-Scented) Woman who has persistently been scorned. "