Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi defends Reality Megastar Jade Goody . . .

Controversial Black British Anti-Racism Campaigner and Wellness FM Reality TV Show Judge, Professor Joseph Obi, has publicly defended Reality Television Megastar Miss Jade Goody , whose Public Diagnosis of Cervical Cancer recently made Sensational International Headlines.

Speaking quite candidly on the issue , Doctor Obi said :


"Jade Goody is probably the most Iconic Reality TV Star in modern history.

She is also exceedingly well advised as to (precisely) how to use whatever she has at hand to decisively get what she wants.

Jade Goody is neither a Racist nor a Dumbhead either - She is the Grand Old Duchess of the exceedingly delicate art of Tabloid Media Manipulation. "

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi - "GMC has no power over MLC" . . .

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" Over the past few weeks ,(or so) , I have received very many hundreds of emails from countless Tabloid Journalists who claim that Wreckless Busybodies at the General Medical Council (GMC) have been advising them that the Medical Licensing Commission is somehow subject to the racist whims (and filthy caprices) of the GMC.


I would therefore like to make it abundantly clear (to all and sundry) that the Medical Licensing Commission is the Paramount Regulatory Body for a whole new Clinical Profession altogether.


As far as our brand new profession is concerned - the Medical Licensing Commission lies FAR ABOVE the General Medical Council - in every (regulatory) manner, way, shape or form.


MLC Licenses are strictly awarded to MLC Consultants in the MLC's independent kind of Evidence Based (Clinical) Alternative Medicine - and they have absolutely nothing to do with GMC Registered Medical Practitioner Licenses (which deal with statutorily regulated Conventional Orthodox Clinical Medicine).


The General Medical Council does not own any exclusive monopoly rights to the word Medicine ; and neither does the GMC hold any exclusive rights over the 'Doctor' Title either.


In fact ; the lawful possession of a General Medical Council License does not mean anything to the Medical Licensing Commission - and Vice Versa.


I sincerely hope that this exceedingly blunt statement fundamentally clarifies this issue. "


Professor (Dr) Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin)

Chief Regulator , Medical Licensing Commission

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi - My Favourite Things (Part 3 - YouTubing) : Exclusive From Wellness FM

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Wellness FM : Doctor Obi , what precisely is your favourite YouTube Video of all time - currently ?

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi : At the present moment , it definitely has to be Hero - As beautifully sung by Luciano Pavarotti and Mariah Carey . . . Watch it and see for yourself . . .

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Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi - My Favourite Things (Part 2 - Tim Ireland of Bloggerheads ) : Exclusive From Wellness FM

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Wellness FM : Professor Obi - We have it on firm record that you recently made some rather stimulating comments about a one Mr Tim Ireland from Bloggerheads . These comments really seem to be exciting quite a lot of Bloggers on the Internet. Would you like to say something further on the issue ?

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi : I think that Tim Ireland has some sort of crush on me - and I really do not blame him for being that way. I am an exceedingly sexy man - and as far as I am concerned , Tim Ireland is perfectly entitled to surround his bedroom with Beautiful Topless Photographs of me. If the muscular physique of a one Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi is what Mr Tim Ireland desperately needs to perform his four knuckle shuffle at 6 am every blessed morning, then so be it. I certainly can't begrudge him his regular daily wank . . .



Wellness FM : Are you publicly insinuating that Tim Ireland of Bloggerheads might be sexually obsessed with you - like some sort of Rabidly Deranged Stalker ?

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi : Bien Sur , Monsieur . . . Such an explanation is perfectly plausible and totally possible . . . From the actual manner that Tim Ireland writes about me , there does palpably seem to be some sort of Obliviously Depraved Sexual Undertone therein . . . But that is the Crucifixion Cross which I boldly have to bear for being such a Sensational Alpha Male.



Wellness FM : Do you have anything to say directly to Tim Ireland of Bloggerheads (who will most certainly get to read this)?

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi : I would warmly like to advise Omega Male Tim Ireland to try keeping his hairy little legs together while pervertedly pleasuring himself at my ultimate human expense . . . to avoid permanently soiling his pink satin sheets , of course !


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Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi - My Favourite Things (Part 1 - Singapore ) : Exclusive From Wellness FM

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Wellness FM : You've been almost all around the world , Professor Obi - but where exactly is your Favourite Tourist Destination ?

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi : It definitely has to be Singapore. I simply just love the place , the food and the people . Singapore is fabulous - absolutely fabulous !



Wellness FM : Isn't Singapore a little bit too tiny for a Globetrotter like you ? Were you not bored after spending a few days (or so) out there ?

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi : Bored , Moi ? Surely you jest ? In my opinion , Singapore is never ever boring. The Country never sleeps - and (even if I did get mildly deflated) there still is that very lovely KTM Express Train which takes you straight into Malaysia from where you can effortlessly shimmie right onto either Penang or Kuala Lumpur , depending on your schedule. No visa hassles for British Citizens either.



Wellness FM : What don't you like about Singapore ? Surely there must be something ?

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi : I love absolutely everything about Singapore - The Tropical Weather can definitely be outrageously hot and humid sometimes . . . But that's the non-negotiable price which you have to pay for having such a very wonderful time out there !

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Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi - Alternative Medicine Trainee Course - Glasgow

" Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi can also be found here . . . confidently bellowing from the podium - with ethical professional prowess . . ."

" Eat your hearts out , Skeptics . . . "

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi : " The New Alternative Medicine Prefix Title Will Cause Massive Professional Pandemonium . . ."

"A lot of exceptionally bitter skeptics (out there) foolishly seem to think that my statutory acquisition of the Key Intellectual Property Rights to Royal College of Alternative Medicine was the greatest political coup of my entire life.

Let them carefully think again : For Lo and Behold , something greater than Royal College of Alternative Medicine is just about to manifest itself on very the 1st day of November 2008.

The New Alternative Medicine Prefix Title will be so damn sensational that it will maverickly (but lawfully) attempt to turn the whole-wide-world on it's head , in total professional pandemonium - and there will be precious little that any single one of those wretched little naysayers will actually be able to legally do about it.

So do kindly watch this space , Ye Profound Skeptic Doubters of Exceedingly Little Faith . . . for the absolutely unstoppable Joseph Chikelue Obi is just about to strike again ! "