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" Further to my recent online statements , I am extremely overjoyed to progressively report that our ethical retaliation concerning the obliviously shameless antics of Bloggerheads Owner Tim Ireland is now yielding exceedingly substantial fruit ; despite the highly irrelevant fact that Tim Ireland has since taken up post at ThoughtBubble.com .

I therefore firmly repeat my previously published advice that all those who are ultimately wasting 'Oodles (and) of Crispy SEO Funds' on Tim Ireland ,(of Bloggerheads.com or whichever companies that he currently consults for), ethically make a lavish financial donation to Charity (on my behalf) , instead.

Thank You (once again) for all of your fabulous support."

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi

Joseph Obi ¦ " Robert Mugabe is not the most pressing Zimbabwe Problem . . . at the moment "

Controversial Black British Human Rights Activist , Doctor Joseph Obi , has publicly defended the recently re-elected Zimbabwean President , Dr Robert Mugabe.

Speaking at yet another Private Round Table Discussion on African Affairs , the eclectic Professor Obi bluntly re-iterated :

" It is already on due public record that His Excellency Dr Robert Gabriel Mugabe successfully contested the Zimbabwean Presidential Elections . . . and was duly declared to be the lawful winner of the said 2008 Presidential Election by the Statutorily Competent Zimbabwean Electoral Commission (ZEC) . . . in addition to having also being formally sworn in by the Lord Chief Justice of Zimbabwe (with all of the Supreme Court Justices and Defence Chiefs in tow).

Shocking though these comments may seem , there is actually precious little that anyone out there can really do about it ,(short of either an Assassination or an Invasion or both) ; as Zimbabwe still remains a Sovereign National State in it's very own right.

What Zimbabwe really needs to do right now is widely open it's Doors to Charitable Organizations and defiantly tell Prime Minister Gordon Brown (of the UK) to mind his own bloody business, while Africa seriously tries to resolve the problem just like the AU recently did (under very similar circumstances) in Kenya.

Dr Gordon Brown was never ever elected to be British Prime Minister via any general election in the UK , and he never ever even had the bleeding guts to honourably hold a general election once it dawned upon him that he would most probably lose it !

So what moral right does Gordon Brown now have to challenge the legitimacy of Robert Mugabe on the election issue ?"

When asked how precisely he would solve the problem , Professor Joseph Obi essentially churned out his previous statement on the matter:

"I have never (ever) been comfortable with the idea of Robert Mugabe being the Omnipotent Executive (Presidential) Head of State. Zimbabwe (former Rhodesia) has historically had both a Prime Minister and a Head of State.

My previously publicized solution to this whole wretched quagmire has already been duly implemented ; and essentially involved bringing back the post of Prime Minister of Zimbabwe , and warmly offering it to Morgan Tsvangirai of the MDC - whose political party decisively won the Parliamentary Elections , as officially declared by the ZEC.

My aforementioned plan also allowed Dr Robert Mugabe - who decisively won the Zimbabwean Presidential Elections (as officially declared by the ZEC) to remain as Titular Head of State ; up until the hallowed time when he gracefully gives up the Ghost (which I can assure you will probably not be as long as you think).

My solution also demanded that George W Bush , Gordon Brown and all of the other nosey little busybodies (outside Zimbabwe) should kindly concentrate on the Huge Poverty (and Destitution) in their very own countries - without endlessly meddling in Zimbabwe's Internal Affairs.


An important additionally updated inclusion to the plan specifically relates to the award of Massive Financial (and Administrative) Concessions to those Charitable Organizations which are independently (and ethically) assisting Zimbabwe with various Agricultural Projects , Sanitation (Sewage) Issues , Safe Drinking Water Initiatives , Basic Education Strategies , Micro-Credit Facilities , Public Health Programmes and Medical Services - most especially at the Local (Grassroots) Level.


All that it will maverickly take (in this particular case) to independently oversee this exceptionally difficult time is a Firebrand (Top Level) African Union Mediation Commission made up of Winnie Mandela (of South Africa) , Ibrahim Babangida (of Nigeria) together with Jerry Rawlings (of Ghana) - and the whole Zimbabwean Election Problem will be amicably resolved long before you know it . . . so that ordinary Zimbabweans (out on the streets) will at least be able to afford bread , butter, milk , rice and fish - while all outstanding matters are carefully being ironed out by the Seasoned Mediators.

Africa is more than competent enough to expediently solve it's very own regional problems (Thank you very much). "

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi : " Controversy formidably plays to my Strengths ! "

Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) Provost and Emeritus Visiting Professor , Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi , has today publicly challenged Critics of Alternative Medicine to be fully prepared for a Fight to the Finish . . .


Speaking after the highly successful relaunch of the Evidence Based Alternative Medicine (EBAM) Online Examination and Revalidation Website ( www.EvidenceBase.org ) , a cheekily grinning Professor Obi robustly quipped :


" Controversy almost always seems to maverickly play to my Strengths.

I therefore warmly relish the totally ethical thought of damnfully taking on very many more Exceptionally Formidable Roles in future ."

Dr. Joseph Chikelue Obi ¦ " I am humbly destined for Greatness . . . "

Controversial Black British Anti-Racism Campaigner , and Chief Regulator of the Medical Licensing Commission (MLC) , Professor Joseph Obi , has decisively brushed aside (GMC-sponsored) rumours that he is highly bitter and exceedingly vexatious.

Reacting to further General Medical Council Allegations that he is ruthlessly adopting a Vengeful Prima Donna (Diva) Attitude towards it and it's Top Regulatory Staff , a visibly flabberghasted Professor Obi firmly stated :

" I am ultimately destined for far much greater things than the General Medical Council (and it's Morbidly Racist Principles thereof).

Let the General Medical Council therefore thirstily drink of it's very own Bile if it nastily wishes to do so . . . 'Cos I (most certainly) ain't Bitter (in the very least , indeed).

All that I candidly seek is Justice . . . Pure and Simple . . ."

Doctor Joseph Obi ¦ " Vexatious Moi ? . . ."

Leader of Opposition against the General Medical Council and Chief Regulator of the Medical Licensing Commission (MLC) , Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi, has openly denied being vexatious with the General Medical Council.

Responding to General Medical Council Allegations that he is ruthlessly adopting a 'Totally Vexatious Attitude' to it and it's Staff , a monumentally shocked Professor Obi swiftly retorted :

"Vexatious , Moi ? . . . Surely you jest ?

It is the GMC which is the Racist Vexatious Party here - and the GMC bloody well knows it !

I am just a Poor Little Black Guy who ultimately wants the GMC to ethically change for the better - and I will certainly not rest until the Racist GMC permanently stops harassing Rebellious Ethnic Minority Doctors like me .

If the GMC sensationally feels that Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi is an extremely serious threat to it's statutory authority , then it better go think again . . . for Joseph Chikelue Obi is (most certainly) not the one who the GMC should really be afraid of . . . especially at at time when there are very many thousands of (Racially Abused) Ethnic Minority Doctors out there . . . many of whom are exceedingly ready to mercilessly pounce upon the GMC whenever the need arises . . ."

Doctor Joseph Obi publicly defends Hollywood MegaStar Britney Spears . . .

Celebrity Alternative Medicine Guru and Wellness FM Judge , Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi , has publicly defended Superstar Britney Spears over her recent trials and tribulations.

Speaking in exceedingly rapid response to countless questions posed during a recent Social Event, the totally electrifying Professor Obi said :

" Forget about the X-Factor Show.

My tender heart sincerely goes out to Britney during this exceedingly delicate period for her.


In my humble personal opinion , Miss Spears almost always tries her utmost to do her very best ; and I warmly hope that (one day) most people will really (really , really) appreciate her for the very wonderful person who she undoubtedly is. "

Joseph Chikelue Obi ¦ "Alternative Medicine Doctors will soon start targeting the Business Interests of those who are harassing them . . ."

Chief Political Strategist of the Alternative Medicine Campaign , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi, has publicly warned that Alternative Medicine Doctors will soon be formidably unleashing an international avalanche of online retalitatory attacks on the Commercial Interests of those who have been harassing their livelihoods.

Speaking in response to questions concerning his Strategic Vision for the Alternative Medicine Campaign in year 2009 , Professor Obi said:

" 2009 will definitely be a year of Total Attack . . . A year of Formidable Retaliation.

Gone are those days when Alternative Medicine Professionals would simply just quietly sit back and allow Natural Justice to calmly come to pass.

For every ruthless act of online harassment against Alternative Medicine Doctors, the affected Professionals will decisively respond with 100 times the impact of the Initial Act of harassment.

Every single one of those Skeptics who have been filthily wrecking the Livelihoods of Alternative Medicine Doctors (across the globe) must now be thoroughly prepared to comprehensively bear the ultimate fiscal consequences of such exceptionally silly actions ; irrespective of wherever they may be on the Planet . "

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi ¦ Alternative Health Campaign ¦ 2009 Schedule.

It is announced that the Unstoppable Chief Political Strategist of the Alternative Health Campaign , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi, is to soon set out his vision for the 2009 Series of the Alternative Medicine Campaign.

Further details will be released in due course.

Thank You.

Alternative Medicine Campaign Team.