Mr Tim Ireland ¦ Thoughtbubble ¦ SEO ¦ Black Hat ¦ Bloggerheads ¦ Search Engine Optimization ¦ Additional Statement From Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi

" Further to my recent online statements , I am extremely overjoyed to progressively report that our ethical retaliation concerning the obliviously shameless antics of Bloggerheads Owner Tim Ireland is now yielding exceedingly substantial fruit ; despite the highly irrelevant fact that Tim Ireland has since taken up post at ThoughtBubble.com .

I therefore firmly repeat my previously published advice that all those who are ultimately wasting 'Oodles (and) of Crispy SEO Funds' on Tim Ireland ,(of Bloggerheads.com or whichever companies that he currently consults for), ethically make a lavish financial donation to Charity (on my behalf) , instead.

Thank You (once again) for all of your fabulous support."

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi

Joseph Obi ¦ " Robert Mugabe is not the most pressing Zimbabwe Problem . . . at the moment "

Controversial Black British Human Rights Activist , Doctor Joseph Obi , has publicly defended the recently re-elected Zimbabwean President , Dr Robert Mugabe.

Speaking at yet another Private Round Table Discussion on African Affairs , the eclectic Professor Obi bluntly re-iterated :

" It is already on due public record that His Excellency Dr Robert Gabriel Mugabe successfully contested the Zimbabwean Presidential Elections . . . and was duly declared to be the lawful winner of the said 2008 Presidential Election by the Statutorily Competent Zimbabwean Electoral Commission (ZEC) . . . in addition to having also being formally sworn in by the Lord Chief Justice of Zimbabwe (with all of the Supreme Court Justices and Defence Chiefs in tow).

Shocking though these comments may seem , there is actually precious little that anyone out there can really do about it ,(short of either an Assassination or an Invasion or both) ; as Zimbabwe still remains a Sovereign National State in it's very own right.

What Zimbabwe really needs to do right now is widely open it's Doors to Charitable Organizations and defiantly tell Prime Minister Gordon Brown (of the UK) to mind his own bloody business, while Africa seriously tries to resolve the problem just like the AU recently did (under very similar circumstances) in Kenya.

Dr Gordon Brown was never ever elected to be British Prime Minister via any general election in the UK , and he never ever even had the bleeding guts to honourably hold a general election once it dawned upon him that he would most probably lose it !

So what moral right does Gordon Brown now have to challenge the legitimacy of Robert Mugabe on the election issue ?"

When asked how precisely he would solve the problem , Professor Joseph Obi essentially churned out his previous statement on the matter:

"I have never (ever) been comfortable with the idea of Robert Mugabe being the Omnipotent Executive (Presidential) Head of State. Zimbabwe (former Rhodesia) has historically had both a Prime Minister and a Head of State.

My previously publicized solution to this whole wretched quagmire has already been duly implemented ; and essentially involved bringing back the post of Prime Minister of Zimbabwe , and warmly offering it to Morgan Tsvangirai of the MDC - whose political party decisively won the Parliamentary Elections , as officially declared by the ZEC.

My aforementioned plan also allowed Dr Robert Mugabe - who decisively won the Zimbabwean Presidential Elections (as officially declared by the ZEC) to remain as Titular Head of State ; up until the hallowed time when he gracefully gives up the Ghost (which I can assure you will probably not be as long as you think).

My solution also demanded that George W Bush , Gordon Brown and all of the other nosey little busybodies (outside Zimbabwe) should kindly concentrate on the Huge Poverty (and Destitution) in their very own countries - without endlessly meddling in Zimbabwe's Internal Affairs.


An important additionally updated inclusion to the plan specifically relates to the award of Massive Financial (and Administrative) Concessions to those Charitable Organizations which are independently (and ethically) assisting Zimbabwe with various Agricultural Projects , Sanitation (Sewage) Issues , Safe Drinking Water Initiatives , Basic Education Strategies , Micro-Credit Facilities , Public Health Programmes and Medical Services - most especially at the Local (Grassroots) Level.


All that it will maverickly take (in this particular case) to independently oversee this exceptionally difficult time is a Firebrand (Top Level) African Union Mediation Commission made up of Winnie Mandela (of South Africa) , Ibrahim Babangida (of Nigeria) together with Jerry Rawlings (of Ghana) - and the whole Zimbabwean Election Problem will be amicably resolved long before you know it . . . so that ordinary Zimbabweans (out on the streets) will at least be able to afford bread , butter, milk , rice and fish - while all outstanding matters are carefully being ironed out by the Seasoned Mediators.

Africa is more than competent enough to expediently solve it's very own regional problems (Thank you very much). "

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi : " Controversy formidably plays to my Strengths ! "

Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) Provost and Emeritus Visiting Professor , Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi , has today publicly challenged Critics of Alternative Medicine to be fully prepared for a Fight to the Finish . . .


Speaking after the highly successful relaunch of the Evidence Based Alternative Medicine (EBAM) Online Examination and Revalidation Website ( www.EvidenceBase.org ) , a cheekily grinning Professor Obi robustly quipped :


" Controversy almost always seems to maverickly play to my Strengths.

I therefore warmly relish the totally ethical thought of damnfully taking on very many more Exceptionally Formidable Roles in future ."

Dr. Joseph Chikelue Obi ¦ " I am humbly destined for Greatness . . . "

Controversial Black British Anti-Racism Campaigner , and Chief Regulator of the Medical Licensing Commission (MLC) , Professor Joseph Obi , has decisively brushed aside (GMC-sponsored) rumours that he is highly bitter and exceedingly vexatious.

Reacting to further General Medical Council Allegations that he is ruthlessly adopting a Vengeful Prima Donna (Diva) Attitude towards it and it's Top Regulatory Staff , a visibly flabberghasted Professor Obi firmly stated :

" I am ultimately destined for far much greater things than the General Medical Council (and it's Morbidly Racist Principles thereof).

Let the General Medical Council therefore thirstily drink of it's very own Bile if it nastily wishes to do so . . . 'Cos I (most certainly) ain't Bitter (in the very least , indeed).

All that I candidly seek is Justice . . . Pure and Simple . . ."

Doctor Joseph Obi ¦ " Vexatious Moi ? . . ."

Leader of Opposition against the General Medical Council and Chief Regulator of the Medical Licensing Commission (MLC) , Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi, has openly denied being vexatious with the General Medical Council.

Responding to General Medical Council Allegations that he is ruthlessly adopting a 'Totally Vexatious Attitude' to it and it's Staff , a monumentally shocked Professor Obi swiftly retorted :

"Vexatious , Moi ? . . . Surely you jest ?

It is the GMC which is the Racist Vexatious Party here - and the GMC bloody well knows it !

I am just a Poor Little Black Guy who ultimately wants the GMC to ethically change for the better - and I will certainly not rest until the Racist GMC permanently stops harassing Rebellious Ethnic Minority Doctors like me .

If the GMC sensationally feels that Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi is an extremely serious threat to it's statutory authority , then it better go think again . . . for Joseph Chikelue Obi is (most certainly) not the one who the GMC should really be afraid of . . . especially at at time when there are very many thousands of (Racially Abused) Ethnic Minority Doctors out there . . . many of whom are exceedingly ready to mercilessly pounce upon the GMC whenever the need arises . . ."

Doctor Joseph Obi publicly defends Hollywood MegaStar Britney Spears . . .

Celebrity Alternative Medicine Guru and Wellness FM Judge , Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi , has publicly defended Superstar Britney Spears over her recent trials and tribulations.

Speaking in exceedingly rapid response to countless questions posed during a recent Social Event, the totally electrifying Professor Obi said :

" Forget about the X-Factor Show.

My tender heart sincerely goes out to Britney during this exceedingly delicate period for her.


In my humble personal opinion , Miss Spears almost always tries her utmost to do her very best ; and I warmly hope that (one day) most people will really (really , really) appreciate her for the very wonderful person who she undoubtedly is. "

Joseph Chikelue Obi ¦ "Alternative Medicine Doctors will soon start targeting the Business Interests of those who are harassing them . . ."

Chief Political Strategist of the Alternative Medicine Campaign , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi, has publicly warned that Alternative Medicine Doctors will soon be formidably unleashing an international avalanche of online retalitatory attacks on the Commercial Interests of those who have been harassing their livelihoods.

Speaking in response to questions concerning his Strategic Vision for the Alternative Medicine Campaign in year 2009 , Professor Obi said:

" 2009 will definitely be a year of Total Attack . . . A year of Formidable Retaliation.

Gone are those days when Alternative Medicine Professionals would simply just quietly sit back and allow Natural Justice to calmly come to pass.

For every ruthless act of online harassment against Alternative Medicine Doctors, the affected Professionals will decisively respond with 100 times the impact of the Initial Act of harassment.

Every single one of those Skeptics who have been filthily wrecking the Livelihoods of Alternative Medicine Doctors (across the globe) must now be thoroughly prepared to comprehensively bear the ultimate fiscal consequences of such exceptionally silly actions ; irrespective of wherever they may be on the Planet . "

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi ¦ Alternative Health Campaign ¦ 2009 Schedule.

It is announced that the Unstoppable Chief Political Strategist of the Alternative Health Campaign , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi, is to soon set out his vision for the 2009 Series of the Alternative Medicine Campaign.

Further details will be released in due course.

Thank You.

Alternative Medicine Campaign Team.

Mister Tim Ireland ¦ Thoughtbubble ¦ SEO ¦ Black Hat ¦ Bloggerheads ¦ Search Engine Optimization ¦ Updated Statement From Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi

" Further to yesterday's momentously triumphant statement , I am extremely overjoyed to additionally report that our ethical retaliation concerning the obliviously shameless antics of Bloggerheads Owner Tim Ireland will formidably continue ; despite the highly irrelevant fact that Tim Ireland has since taken up post at ThoughtBubble.com .

As far as I am duly concerned , it is in the public interest that those who are doing business with Tim Ireland are fully informed of his Black Hat SEO Techniques - so that they can swiftly contact other Black Hat SEO Firms to get a far better deal at a much cheaper price.

I therefore firmly (and decisively) repeat my previously published advice that all those who are ultimately wasting 'Oodles (and) of Crispy SEO Funds' on Tim Ireland ,(of Bloggerheads.com or whichever companies that he currently consults for), ethically make a lavish financial donation to Charity (on my behalf) , instead.

Thank You (once again) for all of your totally inspirational support."

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi

Tim Ireland ¦ SEO ¦ Search Engine Optimization ¦ Statement From Dr Joseph Obi

" I am extremely overjoyed to humbly report that the obliviously shameless antics of Bloggerheads Owner Tim Ireland have been fundamentally wrecked ; thus eclectically bringing to an end the utterly untrue myth that Tim Ireland is the (undisputed) King of Search Engine Optimization (SEO) Strategies.

I warmly advise all those who are foolishly wasting 'Oodles (and) of SEO Cash' on Tim Ireland ,(of Bloggerheads.com), to ethically make a lavish financial donation to Charity (on my behalf) , instead.

Thank You .

Dr Joseph Obi"

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi ¦ Alternative Medicine Book Club ¦ Christmas 2008 ¦ New Year 2009 ¦ Buy Now !

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin) is exceedingly delighted to ethically provide you with the following Publications List for the upcoming 2008 - 2009 Yuletide Season.

Happy Reading and Best Wishes.

Joseph Obi ¦ Bloggerheads ¦ Quackery ¦ Quackometer ¦ Netcetera ¦ Update 2

The Alternative Medicine Campaign is exceedingly pleased to humbly announce that Alternative Medicine Strongman , Dr Joseph Obi , will now be offering (cost-effective) SEO Consultancy Services to all those Alternative Medicine Practitioners who have been adversely affected by the Netcetera (Former) Hosted Network of Andy Lewis of the Quackometer Blog and the myriad of websites run by Bloggerheads Owner Tim Ireland


Further updates (relating to Doctor Joseph Obi ¦ Quackometer ¦ Netcetera ¦ Bloggerheads ¦ Quackery ) will be released quite shortly . . .


Alternative Medicine Campaign Team.

Joseph Obi ¦ Quackometer ¦ Netcetera ¦ Bloggerheads ¦ Quackery ¦ Update 1

The Alternative Medicine Campaign is exceedingly pleased to humbly announce that Alternative Medicine Strongman Joseph Obi , has decisively decimated the (Former) Netcetera Hosted Network of Andy Lewis of the Quackometer Blog.

We are also extremely overjoyed to ethically report that the obliviously shameless antics of Bloggerheads Owner Tim Ireland have also been comprehensively wrecked too ; thus eclectically bringing to an end the utterly untrue myth that Tim Ireland is the (Self-Proclaimed) King of Search Engine Optimization (SEO) Strategies.

We warmly advise all those who are foolishly paying 'Oodles of SEO Cash' to Tim Ireland (Bloggerheads.com) and Andy Lewis (Quackometer.net) to go spend their (hard-earned) cash someplace else.


Further weekly updates (relating to Professor Joseph Obi ¦ Quackometer ¦ Netcetera ¦ Bloggerheads ¦ Quackery ) are coming soon . . .


Alternative Medicine Campaign Team.

Joseph Obi pens a 'Poem Royal' for the 60th Birthday Celebration of Alternative Medicine Enthusiast HRH Prince Charles . . .

Dear Charles,

Birthdays come and go each year,

Today is yours, so don’t you fear.

Long may you reign and reign and reign,

Again and again and again and again.

Best Wishes,

Joseph

Professor Joseph Obi
Chief Political Strategist
The Alternative Medicine Campaign

Dr Joseph Obi ¦ 1000000 Free UK Mobile Phones ¦ Christmas 2008 Bonanza

Wellness FM Judge , DoctorJoseph Obi , is exceedingly pleased to announce that the UK Division of the NHS Alternative Medicine Campaign is ethically promoting One Million Free Mobile Phones to all UK Residents ; with immediate effect.

This FREE OFFER is subject to both Status and Contract. Those who do not meet Basic Criteria may be asked for a Security Deposit . (This is to prevent those who live outside the UK from shipping them abroad).

Please Kindly Click Here to grab yours ;if you live within the United Kingdom !

Merry Christmas in advance ! Further Offers are coming Soon !


*This public announcement is ethically brought to you in league with both the NHS Alternative Medicine Campaign and the International Alternative Medicine Campaign.

Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin) | " Save Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross . . . Sign this Petition ! "

Please Click Here To Sign The Petition !

Please Click Here To Sign The Petition !

We, the undersigned call on the BBC to turn blame on the "Andrew Sachs" incident away from Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross, and instead onto whoever green-lighted the show.

We also wish that Jonathan Ross' and Russell Brand's careers will continue just as before this started.

Please Click Here To Sign The Petition !

Thank You.

Doctor Joseph Chikelue ObiFRCAM(Dublin)

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi defers LLD Degree Course , as Thousands enquire about the Brand New Alternative Medicine Prefix Title Designation . . .

*INTERNATIONAL PRESS RELEASE ::: FOR IMMEDIATE GLOBAL DISTRIBUTION


It is publicly announced that , Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin) , has , (with immediate effect) , formally postponed his Part-Time LLD (Doctor of Laws) Degree Study Programme Ambitions until the Late Autumn of next year (2009).

This will fully enable Professor Obi to ethically focus a huge amount of his attention on the New Alternative Medicine Doctor Prefix Title Designation ; which is now set to cause Profound Regulatory Pandemonium throughout the world.

More details will emerge quite shortly.


*END OF INTERNATIONAL PRESS RELEASE :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi is still the (Undisputed) Most Controversial Qualified Medical Doctor on the Planet . . .

For the Second Year Running , it has just been confirmed that the Totally Unstoppable Dr Joseph Obi, still remains the most searched about Medical Doctor on the Internet.

Here is a tiny little recap of precisely what the Powers-That-Be really (really) think about Medical Licensing Commission (MLC) Chief Regulator Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin) :


"The first thing which momentously strikes you about Joseph Chikelue Obi is his totally unique ability to effortlessly mingle where Angels even fear to tread.

That Guy is Fearless - Absolutely Fearless."

- Permanent Secretary , British Government , Whitehall , London


"Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi is a Survivor , not a Saint "

- Tabloid Newspaper Editor , Europe.


"Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi is Solid Living Proof that a Fully Qualified Medical Doctor can still be successful in countless other professional areas outside the field of Orthodox Clinical Medicine."

- University Vice Chancellor


"Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi spells very (very) serious trouble for us - He must be stopped immediately !"

-General Medical Council (GMC) Boss , London , UK


"Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi will probably go down in history as the Most Intrepid Medical Rebel of all time . . ."

- British Medical Association (BMA) Stalwart


"Joseph Chikelue Obi is simply unstoppable ; whatever anyone tries to do to him.

If you really can't handle that fact , then go take a flying leap into the Grand Canyon or someplace else"

- Seasoned International Diplomat


"At last we now have a Black British Doctor who is not afraid of holding the General Medical Council to account for all of it's racist atrocities over the past few centuries - Long live Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi"

- Ethnic Minority Leader , National Health Service (NHS)


"I simply cannot believe that you are just going to sit there smiling and let all of these Racists get away with this. Press charges against both them and the GMC , for heaven's sake. Sue them all . . . Do Something before they ruin you !!! "

- The totally embarrassed Senior Northumbria Police Officer who carefully verified all of Professor Joseph Obi 's Qualifications and gave him a clean bill of health , after a (Headline Hungry) Racist Newspaper Journalist (with very strong links to the UK Most Racist Political Party) conned him (and many others) into thinking that Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi was an UberQuack.

Joseph Chikelue Obi declares W.A.R. on Racism . . .

Firebrand Black British Human Rights Activist , Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , has publicly defended the choice of the acronym W.A.R for his peaceful campaign against Racism.

Speaking via Satellite Phone , Professor Doctor Joseph Obi said :


" W.A.R. is an acronym which simply stands for War Against Racism.

Although it is the only Catchy Abbreviation which appropriately reflects the Current Mood of Ethnic Minority Communities in the UK at the moment ; anyone who (either remotely or otherwise) thinks that it will be a highly destructive armed struggle is highly mis-informed.

The W.A.R Campaign will be very (very) Peaceful - but also very (very) Active and very (very) Effective . . . "

Dr Joseph Obi : "Tim Ireland (The Chief Scumbag of Bloggerheads.com) has certainly met his match , this time around . . ."

" The very next time that the exceedingly greedy (and morbidly disgusting) Mr Tim Ireland of Bloggerheads.com is corruptly approached to consistently stalk and harass the living daylights out of a one Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi (in return for a few thousand crispy little filthy american dollars) , the Bloggerheads Dumbhead must seriously think thrice ; because that very same Professor Joseph Obi will defiantly respond with more than a hundred million thunderbolts of Lightening , in rapid sensational succession . "

Joseph Obi : "Tim Ireland (Bloggerheads) has his grubby little nose up my Gluteus . . . Again ! "

" It sadly seems that Tim Ireland of Bloggerheads.com never knows when to throw in the Towel , these days.

Despite his self-proclaimed prowess in SEO Marketing , our Poor Bloggerheads Guru has still comprehensively failed to pack the Lethal Google Punch which he was heavily paid to deliver well over a year ago.

As previously stated , If the muscular physique of a one Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi is what a one Mr Tim Ireland desperately needs to perform his four knuckle shuffle at 6 am every blessed morning, then so be it.

I certainly can't begrudge him his regular daily wank.

Inasmuch as Tim Ireland remains perfectly free to stick his grubby little nose up my (exceedingly clean) Gluteus for as long as he likes ; he shouldn't be seen to throw a Prissy Little Hissy-Fit if ever he unexpectedly receives a (Highly Liberating) Fart in is Face . . . or Something (Far Much) Revoltingly Worse . . . "

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi | "Reports of my Death are Greatly Exaggerated . . ."

To Whom It May Concern :

I have just been extremely privileged to read exceedingly tragic internet news relating to the purported 'Untimely Death' of a certain Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin) ; which was supposed to have swiftly occured when my Red Mercedes Sportscar was said to have sensationally plunged off the summit of an oblivious coastal ravine - somewhere in Monaco , about 72 hours ago .

This is Totally Erroneous Arrant Nonsense and (Comprehensively Unreliable) Morbid Internet Garbage.

I have never ever been to Monte Carlo in my life - and my Mercedes Coupe is still elegantly parked in it's Garage.

The last time I looked in the mirror before me (about six seconds ago) , I was still breathing .

Best Wishes,

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin)

* ( Alive . . . and Kicking ! ! ! )

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi Condemns Paparazzi Over Lindsay Lohan Intrusions . . .

Alternative Medicine Strongman and Highly Controversial Wellness FM Reality Show Judge , Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , has strongly urged the Paparazzi to stop harassing the living daylights out of Celebrity Hollywood Actress Lindsay Lohan.

Responding to a very diverse range of topics in Paris - during a recent extended holiday abroad , Professor Obi said:

" There are far much more important things to report about than the Exceedingly Intimate Private Life of Miss Lindsay Lohan.

I therefore publicly (and firmly) urge the Headline-Hungry (Very,Very Naughty) Bad Ass Media Establishment to urgently leave the Lovely Little Girl (and Her Pretty Partner) alone. "

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi Reactivates GMC Abolition Network

INTERNATIONAL PRESS STATEMENT FROM DR JOSEPH CHIKELUE OBI ::: FOR IMMEDIATE MEDIA DISTRIBUTION AND SYNDICATION

It is announced that the Abolish the General Medical Council (GMC) Campaign is hereby revived ; with Immediate Effect.

Hundreds of Ethnic Minority Doctors within the United Kingdom are currently being viciously terrorized by the GMC every single week ; and the time is therefore ripe for the worldwide reactivation of our formidable operations.

END OF PRESS STATEMENT

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi - Ain't No Mountain High Enough . . .

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi is currently juggling his upcoming LLD (Doctor of Law) Degree Studies with a few other High Profile Appointments - and be back sometime during the Late Spring of 2009.


In the interim , this website will hopefully be undergoing a major technological upgrade , with the intricate integration of Live Video Streaming Components for his upcoming Online Reality Show.


Enjoy !

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi defends Reality Megastar Jade Goody . . .

Controversial Black British Anti-Racism Campaigner and Wellness FM Reality TV Show Judge, Professor Joseph Obi, has publicly defended Reality Television Megastar Miss Jade Goody , whose Public Diagnosis of Cervical Cancer recently made Sensational International Headlines.

Speaking quite candidly on the issue , Doctor Obi said :


"Jade Goody is probably the most Iconic Reality TV Star in modern history.

She is also exceedingly well advised as to (precisely) how to use whatever she has at hand to decisively get what she wants.

Jade Goody is neither a Racist nor a Dumbhead either - She is the Grand Old Duchess of the exceedingly delicate art of Tabloid Media Manipulation. "

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi - "GMC has no power over MLC" . . .

FOR IMMEDIATE DISTRIBUTION : INTERNATIONAL PRESS RELEASE



" Over the past few weeks ,(or so) , I have received very many hundreds of emails from countless Tabloid Journalists who claim that Wreckless Busybodies at the General Medical Council (GMC) have been advising them that the Medical Licensing Commission is somehow subject to the racist whims (and filthy caprices) of the GMC.


I would therefore like to make it abundantly clear (to all and sundry) that the Medical Licensing Commission is the Paramount Regulatory Body for a whole new Clinical Profession altogether.


As far as our brand new profession is concerned - the Medical Licensing Commission lies FAR ABOVE the General Medical Council - in every (regulatory) manner, way, shape or form.


MLC Licenses are strictly awarded to MLC Consultants in the MLC's independent kind of Evidence Based (Clinical) Alternative Medicine - and they have absolutely nothing to do with GMC Registered Medical Practitioner Licenses (which deal with statutorily regulated Conventional Orthodox Clinical Medicine).


The General Medical Council does not own any exclusive monopoly rights to the word Medicine ; and neither does the GMC hold any exclusive rights over the 'Doctor' Title either.


In fact ; the lawful possession of a General Medical Council License does not mean anything to the Medical Licensing Commission - and Vice Versa.


I sincerely hope that this exceedingly blunt statement fundamentally clarifies this issue. "


Professor (Dr) Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin)

Chief Regulator , Medical Licensing Commission

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi - My Favourite Things (Part 3 - YouTubing) : Exclusive From Wellness FM

*Excerpts from upcoming Video Release:


Wellness FM : Doctor Obi , what precisely is your favourite YouTube Video of all time - currently ?

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi : At the present moment , it definitely has to be Hero - As beautifully sung by Luciano Pavarotti and Mariah Carey . . . Watch it and see for yourself . . .

*All Rights Reserved : Wellness FM

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi - My Favourite Things (Part 2 - Tim Ireland of Bloggerheads ) : Exclusive From Wellness FM

*Excerpts from upcoming Video Release:


Wellness FM : Professor Obi - We have it on firm record that you recently made some rather stimulating comments about a one Mr Tim Ireland from Bloggerheads . These comments really seem to be exciting quite a lot of Bloggers on the Internet. Would you like to say something further on the issue ?

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi : I think that Tim Ireland has some sort of crush on me - and I really do not blame him for being that way. I am an exceedingly sexy man - and as far as I am concerned , Tim Ireland is perfectly entitled to surround his bedroom with Beautiful Topless Photographs of me. If the muscular physique of a one Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi is what Mr Tim Ireland desperately needs to perform his four knuckle shuffle at 6 am every blessed morning, then so be it. I certainly can't begrudge him his regular daily wank . . .



Wellness FM : Are you publicly insinuating that Tim Ireland of Bloggerheads might be sexually obsessed with you - like some sort of Rabidly Deranged Stalker ?

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi : Bien Sur , Monsieur . . . Such an explanation is perfectly plausible and totally possible . . . From the actual manner that Tim Ireland writes about me , there does palpably seem to be some sort of Obliviously Depraved Sexual Undertone therein . . . But that is the Crucifixion Cross which I boldly have to bear for being such a Sensational Alpha Male.



Wellness FM : Do you have anything to say directly to Tim Ireland of Bloggerheads (who will most certainly get to read this)?

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi : I would warmly like to advise Omega Male Tim Ireland to try keeping his hairy little legs together while pervertedly pleasuring himself at my ultimate human expense . . . to avoid permanently soiling his pink satin sheets , of course !


*All Rights Reserved : Wellness FM

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi - My Favourite Things (Part 1 - Singapore ) : Exclusive From Wellness FM

*Excerpts from upcoming Video Release:


Wellness FM : You've been almost all around the world , Professor Obi - but where exactly is your Favourite Tourist Destination ?

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi : It definitely has to be Singapore. I simply just love the place , the food and the people . Singapore is fabulous - absolutely fabulous !



Wellness FM : Isn't Singapore a little bit too tiny for a Globetrotter like you ? Were you not bored after spending a few days (or so) out there ?

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi : Bored , Moi ? Surely you jest ? In my opinion , Singapore is never ever boring. The Country never sleeps - and (even if I did get mildly deflated) there still is that very lovely KTM Express Train which takes you straight into Malaysia from where you can effortlessly shimmie right onto either Penang or Kuala Lumpur , depending on your schedule. No visa hassles for British Citizens either.



Wellness FM : What don't you like about Singapore ? Surely there must be something ?

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi : I love absolutely everything about Singapore - The Tropical Weather can definitely be outrageously hot and humid sometimes . . . But that's the non-negotiable price which you have to pay for having such a very wonderful time out there !

*All Rights Reserved : Wellness FM

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi - Alternative Medicine Trainee Course - Glasgow

" Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi can also be found here . . . confidently bellowing from the podium - with ethical professional prowess . . ."

" Eat your hearts out , Skeptics . . . "

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi : " The New Alternative Medicine Prefix Title Will Cause Massive Professional Pandemonium . . ."

"A lot of exceptionally bitter skeptics (out there) foolishly seem to think that my statutory acquisition of the Key Intellectual Property Rights to Royal College of Alternative Medicine was the greatest political coup of my entire life.

Let them carefully think again : For Lo and Behold , something greater than Royal College of Alternative Medicine is just about to manifest itself on very the 1st day of November 2008.

The New Alternative Medicine Prefix Title will be so damn sensational that it will maverickly (but lawfully) attempt to turn the whole-wide-world on it's head , in total professional pandemonium - and there will be precious little that any single one of those wretched little naysayers will actually be able to legally do about it.

So do kindly watch this space , Ye Profound Skeptic Doubters of Exceedingly Little Faith . . . for the absolutely unstoppable Joseph Chikelue Obi is just about to strike again ! "

Press Update : Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi says Brand New Professional Title for International Alternative Medicine Doctors is in the Pipeline . . .

Chief Executive Officer of Royal College Of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , has publicly advised all International Alternative Medicine Doctors to carefully put aside the equivalent of the sum of £999 (Nine Hundred and Ninety Nine GBP Pounds Sterling) for a Brand New Title in Alternative Medicine ; which will soon be launched on a global scale.

Speaking in London at the commencement of a Formidable International Speaking Tour , Professor Obi said:

" Something amazing is soon about to happen in the world of Alternative Medicine , and I warmly advise all International Alternative Medicine Doctors to carefully put aside the equivalent of the sum of £999 (Nine Hundred and Ninety Nine GBP Pounds Sterling) ; for a Brand New Professional Title in Evidence Based Alternative Medicine , which is due to be publicly unveiled sometime before the very end of this Year ".

Louise Redvers (Ex Evening Chronicle Reporter) Sensationally Collapses - As Shocking Sex Scandal Unceremoniously Explodes In Her Face !

" We are reliably informed that a one Miss Louise Redvers , ( formerly of the Evening Chronicle Newspaper and currently with the Aberdeen Evening Express News Media Group ) , has sensationally collapsed in total despair - after her shameless sexual escapades relating to a one Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi were shockingly made public ; very many years after she wantonly abused her position as a Journalist and woefully failed to racistly wreck his International Business Empire.

That one particular Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi would very warmly like to ethically wish the said Miss Louise Redvers an exceedingly speedy recovery indeed ; (most especially) pending the upcoming avalanche of further (extremely shocking) horny little revelations about her. "

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi Launches Alternative Medicine Affiliate Programme ::: Commercial Advert ::: More Hilarious Obi Quotes Are Coming Soon . . .

Newsflash: Royal College of Alternative Medicine Summer Fellowship Commission Bonanza


We are momentously pleased to warmly announce that for the months of June , July and August 2008 ; all current Alternative Medicine Affiliates of Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi will duly be entitled to earn a one-off Bonus of US$500 ( Five Hundred American Dollars) for every Fully Paid Up RCAM Fellow who they ethically refer.


Kindly visit the Alternative Medicine Affiliate Network of Dr Joseph Obi ; for further details.


About the Alternative Medicine Affiliate Network:

Royal College of Alternative Medicine Strongman Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi is presently hiring Internet Business Affiliates for the ethical viral marketing of the 2009 International Editions of his Self Care Publications.


All seriously interested candidates with an exceedingly formidable track record in online sales and networking should kindly click here to contact him without delay.


Your current Linkedin Profile must have at least five hundred (500) connections plus five recommendations , before your application will be considered ; as your Validated Linkedin Profile will officially serve as your CV (Resume).


Remuneration Payment (Commission) is permanently fixed at 25% of your net generated revenue.


Wednesday is the designated Payday - Every Blessed Week.


All commissions will be processed electronically.


Thank you.

Professor Obi v Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi - A Tinsy Winsy Little Paragraph relating to Tim Ireland , Crown Prince of Bloggerheads . . .

" The precise moment when a one Professor (Dr) Joseph Chikelue Obi became totally convinced that he had indeed ultimately reached Uber-Celebrity , Online Status , was when he metaphorically woke up (one boring winter's morning) to pleasurably discover the firm , exploratory tongue of a one Mr Tim Ireland (a.k.a Manic Lord of Bloggerheads) fervently stuck up his gluteus - voraciously rimming away with wanton (stalker-like) impunity . . ."

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi v Professor Obi - Collateral Quackometer Publicity

"Collateral Global Publicity from the most recent Quackometer Blog Shutdown has delightfully served the online reputation of a one Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi exceedingly well indeed . . .

That very same Professor (Dr) Joseph Chikelue Obi still warmly relishes the utterly mischievous thought of summarily replicating the Landmark Quackometer Event ; sometime again . . . in the not-too-distant (earthly) future."

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi versus Dr Joseph Obi - Quackometer Duck Stew

"Further to my recent (widely publicized) comments concerning Mr Andrew Lewis of the Quackometer Blog , and his Mother's Purulently Dripping , Gaping Perineum . . . I wish to very humbly state that it was Andy Lewis who came after me and my innocent family first.

To this effect , I have hereby publicly resolved to voraciously go after him (and the deep , wide , bag of stinking fulminating pus which rottenly begat him) . . . in the very same way that he has viciously gone after me and my innocent family.

Rest assured that (a one) Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi will definitely not stop verbally pummelling that wretched little Quackometer Duck - until every damned morsel of it's flesh is appropriately stewed to perfection . "

Joseph Chikelue Obi V Joseph Obi - How to OutQuack the Quackometer )

"Successfully Outquacking that wretched little Defamatory Quackometer Blog (of Mr Andy Lewis) is as easy as ABC : All that you really need to have is massive amounts of patience , guts and stamina - Just like a one Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi . . .

First - Temporarily get the Quackometer Blog summarily shut down (or speedily dumped by it's Web Hosting Company) . . . in full public view (for maximum powerplay effect).

Then - Brazenly sit back and effortlessly enjoy Free Lifelong Publicity from all those morbidly delusioned Quackometer Ducklings ; most of who will never ever (ever) be able to comprehensively get over the woeful shame of such a (totally mesmerizing) public hammering !


Finally - Always remember to (very ,very) politely invoke the Quackometer's (phallus-faced) mother's purulently dripping perineum ; if ever the monumentally deranged Andrew Lewis crazily comes after your very own family . . ."

Louise Redvers (Aberdeen Evening Express) - Part 3 of the Joseph Chikelue Obi affair . . .

"A lot of my Cheeky Grampian Friends in Scotland still continue to ask me whether a one Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi would graciously allow a one Editor Louise Redvers to orally do him the honours , if ever he unexpectedly bumped into her again on a Very Lonely Friday Night on Union Street ; now that the Horny Old Miss Redvers currently works for the Aberdeen Evening Express Newspaper.

I warmly (and politely) continue to duly advise them all that that one particular Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi shall ethically continue to leave such passionate little options perfectly open . . . as his speed of Sympathetic Trouser Drop will comprehensively depend on whether her Outrageous Gardnerella Stench has since been industriously tackled by Better Feminine Hygiene and Thorough Medical Supervision . "

Louise Redvers (Ex Evening Chronicle Reporter) - Part 2

" I was recently lucky enough to speak on the phone to one of the totally disgusted colleagues of Miss Louise Redvers , formerly of the Newcastle Evening Chronicle.

From what I candidly gathered (all in the very best possible taste ,of course) , it would transparently appear that Miss Redvers seemed so obsessed with a one Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , that she irately took it upon herself to fraudulently concoct almost every single fantasist column inch and wayward newspaper editorial about the aforementioned Doctor - even when she was fully advised of her very many inaccuracies , half truths and untruths.


But our good old Louise was certainly never ever going to allow the truth to drably get in the way of a Good Story - or better still , a Mighty Racist Avalanche of Particularly Very Good Stories . . .

Sadly for her though , despite Louise Redvers shamelessly using the name of a one Joseph Chikelue Obi to voraciously sell millions of Tabloid Newspapers (and even win a Parochial Newspaper Award) - poor Miss Louise Redvers never ever managed to break it into the Top Editorial Position within the Trinity Mirror Group which she so madly craved for.

Feeling totally ashamed of herself, (as I was then shockingly informed) , she then sensationally fled (in tears) from Newcastle all the way up to Aberdeen ; where she was last seen working as a News Editor for the DC Thomson Media Group , in which she is unsurprisingly still yet to produce any Award Winning Tabloid Stories which ever even came close (in terms of Proportionate Media Sales) to those which she callously wrote about a one Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi ."

Louise Redvers (Ex Newcastle Chronicle Journalist) : Part 1 * : Hell Knoweth No Fury . . .

"Had I honestly known that Miss Louise Redver's very many sensational Tabloid Newspaper Articles about me would have ultimately generated so much hassles , I would have obediently dropped my trousers and painfully allowed her to perform quickie fellatio on me . . . when she consistently demanded it in lieu of StoryKill.

From the exceptionally bitter tone of the countless Front Page Headliners which she obsessively wrote about a one Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , it seems comprehensively obvious (without a single doubt) that Hell indeed hath no fury - especially when compared to a (Gardnerella-Scented) Woman who has persistently been scorned. "

Sir Anthony Joseph Francis O' Reilly (Irish Independent) : Part 2 * - The Irrevocable 'Obi' Curse . . .

"Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) currently pays proportionately far more Irish Income Taxes than a one Mr Anthony Joseph Francis O'Reilly (himself) - yet the morbidly shameless Artful Tax Dodger still has the Purulent Brazen Audacity to use his Xenophobic Irish Independent Newspaper to publicly claim that RCAM does not exist.

I therefore sincerely hope (and spiritually pray) that he ultimately dies a very slow and exceedingly painful death indeed - as his non-negotiable punishment from the Great Almighty One "

Scumbag Tony O Reilly ( Irish Independent Boss ) : Part 1 *

" I knew that I had really arrived on the Global Political Scene when I flatteringly heard that Media Xenophobe-in-Chief Sir Tony O Reilly had personally given his blessing to one of his Racist Journalists at the Irish Independent Group to run an utterly useless Headline Article about a one Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi and Royal College of Alternative Medicine . . . even when they all fully well knew that Royal College of Alternative Medicine legally outsourced most of it's operations and was also duly incorporated and trademarked under Irish Law.

The people who they claimed they had interviewed for the article have defiantly sworn that they never said anything anywhere near what the Irish Independent fraudulently wrote, and the whole article itself decisively bears the hallmarks of a Klu Klux Klan Hatchet Job

Never mind , I shall calmly retaliate by publicly putting the Perma-Tanned , Slanderous Scumbag (and Tax Dodging Son-of-a-Bitch) in his right and proper place , at my very own personal leisure - and will effortlessly continue to do so until he contritely coughs up appropriate financial compensation."

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi | " The Most Maverick Public Speaker of the 21st Century "

Hello Fans,


This is just a very short message to warmly inform you all that I am always available for Public Speaking Engagements anywhere on the Planet.


Do not hesitate to contact me anytime via my New Public Speaking Website if ever the need arises.


Thank you for all of your fabulous support.


Lots of Love,


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Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi