Sunday 12 July 2009

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi Sensationally Defends Oprah !



Chief Political Strategist of the Alternative Medicine Campaign , Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi, has publicly warned Sponsored (Hatchet - Job) Journalists to Stop Shamelessly Harassing Superstar Oprah Winfrey over her sustained support for Evidence Based Alternative Medicine Interventions.

Speaking in Asia during a Breakfast Meeting Question Session , where he firmly outlined his Strategic Vision for the Alternative Medicine Campaign , Professor Joseph Obi categorically averred :

" As far as RCAM is concerned , Oprah Winfrey , currently exceeds the Baseline Criteria for the Title of Alternative Medicine Doctor.

Oprah is Fully Qualified and Comprehensively Insured to Formidably Heal the Public via Magazines , Radio , Television Screens , Endorsements , Exclusive Merchandize plus other Internet Channels or Outlets ; and from where I am gleefully standing , it would firmly appear that Thousands of Millions of People all over the World happily tune in , (Every Blessed Year) , for their very own Holistic Therapeutic Dose of Highly Effective Oprah Therapy
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It is therefore not within the Fundamental Professional Purview of Certain (Poorly Educated) Skeptic Journalists to sarcastically write her off as some (very sad) sort of (Mentally-Unstable) Wacky Cures Enthusiast ; especially when Dr Winfrey is probably the Most Prolific International Healer of our Modern Clinical Age . "