"Had I honestly known that Miss Louise Redver's very many sensational Tabloid Newspaper Articles about me would have ultimately generated so much hassles , I would have obediently dropped my trousers and painfully allowed her to perform quickie fellatio on me . . . when she consistently demanded it in lieu of StoryKill.
From the exceptionally bitter tone of the countless Front Page Headliners which she obsessively wrote about a one Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , it seems comprehensively obvious (without a single doubt) that Hell indeed hath no fury - especially when compared to a (Gardnerella-Scented) Woman who has persistently been scorned. "
