Saturday 31 October 2009

Louise Redvers - Evening Chronicle (Fabulous Media Article)

"Had I honestly known that Miss Louise Redvers very many sensational Tabloid Newspaper Articles about me would have ultimately generated so much hassles , I would have obediently dropped my trousers and painfully allowed her to perform quickie fellatio on me . . . when she consistently demanded it in lieu of StoryKill.

From the exceptionally bitter tone of the countless Front Page Headliners which she obsessively wrote about a one Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , it seems comprehensively obvious (without a single doubt) that Hell indeed hath no fury - especially when compared to a (Gardnerella-Scented) Woman who has persistently been scorned. "




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Back - Story : Louise Redvers : The UK's Filthiest Racist News Journalist !

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi has just received hundreds of complaints that a lot of you have been trying to find my previous posts concerning Louise Redvers ( Yes the Fishy Little Lady of the newcastle Evening Chronicle , Aberdeen Evening Express and other Media Projects) . . .

Upon receiving these complaints , Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi Formally Launched a Forensic Internet Investigation - and was exceedingly horrified to find that Louise Redvers had hired someone to use Black Hat Techniques to Air-Brush Such Posts from the Internet.

To this effect ,they will all now have to be fully republished - as I do not see the reason why Louise Redvers should be so ashamed of her Allegedly Fishy Past ; most especially when she currently makes such a Cushly Little living from Avidly Digging Up Alleged Skeletons in other People's Alleged Cupboards.

Finally (as usual), Dr Joseph Obi would like to warmly wish Louise Redvers - an Exceedingly Happy Halloween Weekend !