" We are reliably informed that a one Miss Louise Redvers , ( formerly of the Evening Chronicle Newspaper and currently with the Aberdeen Evening Express News Media Group ) , has sensationally collapsed in total despair - after her shameless sexual escapades relating to a one Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi were shockingly made public ; very many years after she wantonly abused her position as a Journalist and woefully failed to racistly wreck his International Business Empire.
That one particular Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi would very warmly like to ethically wish the said Miss Louise Redvers an exceedingly speedy recovery indeed ; (most especially) pending the upcoming avalanche of further (extremely shocking) horny little revelations about her. "
Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi has just received hundreds of complaints that a lot of you have been trying to find my previous posts concerning Louise Redvers ( Yes the Fishy Little Lady of the newcastle Evening Chronicle , Aberdeen Evening Express and other Media Projects) . . .
Upon receiving these complaints , Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi Formally Launched a Forensic Internet Investigation - and was exceedingly horrified to find that Louise Redvers had hired someone to use Black Hat Techniques to Air-Brush Such Posts from the Internet.
To this effect ,they will all now have to be fully republished - as I do not see the reason why Louise Redvers should be so ashamed of her Allegedly Fishy Past ; most especially when she currently makes such a Cushly Little living from Avidly Digging Up Alleged Skeletons in other People's Alleged Cupboards.
Finally (as usual), Dr Joseph Obi would like to warmly wish Louise Redvers - an Exceedingly Happy Halloween Weekend !
