Louise Redvers - Evening Express ( Updated News Shocker)

"A lot of my Exceedingly Cheeky Grampian (Aberdonian - Scottish) Friends in Scotland still continue to ask me whether a one Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi would graciously allow a one Editor Louise Redvers to orally do him the honours , if ever he unexpectedly bumped into her again on a Very Lonely Friday Night on Union Street ; now that the Horny Old Miss Redvers currently works for the Aberdeen Evening Express Newspaper Group.

I warmly (and politely) continue to duly advise them all that that one particular Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi shall ethically continue to leave such passionate little options perfectly open . . . as his speed of Sympathetic Trouser Drop will comprehensively depend on whether her Outrageous Gardnerella Stench has since been industriously tackled by Better Feminine Hygiene and Thorough Medical Supervision . "

Back - Story : Louise Redvers : The UK's Filthiest Racist News Journalist !

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi has just received hundreds of complaints that a lot of you have been trying to find my previous posts concerning Louise Redvers ( Yes the Fishy Little Lady of the newcastle Evening Chronicle , Aberdeen Evening Express and other Media Projects) . . .

Upon receiving these complaints , Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi Formally Launched a Forensic Internet Investigation - and was exceedingly horrified to find that Louise Redvers had hired someone to use Black Hat Techniques to Air-Brush Such Posts from the Internet.

To this effect ,they will all now have to be fully republished - as I do not see the reason why Louise Redvers should be so ashamed of her Allegedly Fishy Past ; most especially when she currently makes such a Cushly Little living from Avidly Digging Up Alleged Skeletons in other People's Alleged Cupboards.

Finally (as usual), Dr Joseph Obi would like to warmly wish Louise Redvers - an Exceedingly Happy Halloween Weekend !