From what I candidly gathered (all in the very best possible taste ,of course) , it would transparently appear that Miss Redvers seemed so obsessed with a one Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , that she irately took it upon herself to fraudulently concoct almost every single fantasist column inch and wayward newspaper editorial about the aforementioned Doctor - even when she was fully advised of her very many inaccuracies , half truths and untruths.
But our good old Louise was certainly never ever going to allow the truth to drably get in the way of a Good Story - or better still , a Mighty Racist Avalanche of Particularly Very Good Stories . . .
Sadly for her though , despite Louise Redvers shamelessly using the name of a one Joseph Chikelue Obi to voraciously sell millions of Tabloid Newspapers (and even win a Parochial Newspaper Award) - poor Miss Louise Redvers never ever managed to break it into the Top Editorial Position within the Trinity Mirror Group which she so madly craved for.
Feeling totally (and deservedly) ashamed of herself, (as I was then shockingly informed) , she then sensationally fled (in tears) from Newcastle all the way up to Aberdeen ; where she was last seen working as a News Editor for the DC Thomson Media Group , in which she is unsurprisingly still yet to produce any Award Winning Tabloid Stories which ever even came close (in terms of Proportionate Media Sales) to those which she callously wrote about a one Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi ."
Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi has just received hundreds of complaints that a lot of you have been trying to find my previous posts concerning Louise Redvers ( Yes the Fishy Little Lady of the newcastle Evening Chronicle , Aberdeen Evening Express and other Media Projects) . . .
Upon receiving these complaints , Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi Formally Launched a Forensic Internet Investigation - and was exceedingly horrified to find that Louise Redvers had hired someone to use Black Hat Techniques to Air-Brush Such Posts from the Internet.
To this effect ,they will all now have to be fully republished - as I do not see the reason why Louise Redvers should be so ashamed of her Allegedly Fishy Past ; most especially when she currently makes such a Cushly Little living from Avidly Digging Up Alleged Skeletons in other People's Alleged Cupboards.
Finally (as usual), Dr Joseph Obi would like to warmly wish Louise Redvers - an Exceedingly Happy Halloween Weekend !
